To be continued...

Isa. 19. Obsessed Fanatic.✌🏽

[slyther-ina]

Twilight Soundtrack

I still listen to these soundtracks they literally just HIT different. They make me feel all the feelings! 

[supermassivebutthole-deactivate]

I really wanna know how many twilight renaissance blogs there are, this community feels like it has ten ppl in it lol

so reblog this (or like, I guess) if you're a twilight renaissance blog and hopefully we can know approximately how many there are thru the notes.

[slyther-ina]

The Cullen Kids

Okay it has been at least 10 years since I read the books but it is only now just bothering me that the Cullen kids- Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper, & Alice, just GO TO HS. you know what I mean? like what? i’m sure they can be a hell of a lot more but instead they go to hs over and over again? like WHY? 

[slyther-ina]

TWILIGHT RENAISSANCE

My time to shine is finally upon me. HI. How are ya???? lmao Quarantine just got a hell of a lot better, at least now I can feel like I have a purpose :)

[ronweasley]

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[kawaii-ash]

BILL, BILL, BILL!!!!

[homotology]

And let’s not forget

[cosmic-dust-poltergeist]

I’d never seen that last one, but my life is better for it

[other-side-of-wonder]

an icon

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes: 

girl scouts selling cookies

garbage disposals

regular school assemblies 

PSAs

coupons

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

can’t believe i forgot 

cheerleaders

serious school sports teams

spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)

[winterbirb]

I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists

[kaitlinguini]

Welcome to Subway.

Customer: "I would like a footlong on flatbread..."

Coworker: "What kind of sub?"

Customer: "Footlong."

Coworker: "No, what kind?"

Customer: "Flatbread."

[podoboo-deactivated20200804]

I’m really bad at training people at work. I just kind stand there and go “ I don’t know, do you have questions about anything?" 

and they’re like ” Dude, how do you cut the bread?“

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[12345qwerti]

interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh interviewer: hired

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

all of us talking about how we could never go to tw*tt*r

[juzavoices]

Visit Original Link

[new-clown-in-town]

I’M IN HYSTERICS

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

text-to-audio reenactment posts like this are the absolute best part of this site.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[animusrox]

[lesbiantaurus-deactivated202508]

[helltitty]