» Kaitlin «

23, CMU alumna, future band director. Brother of ΚΚΨ. DCP Fall 2018- Attractions. Everything is A-O-K, because I'm strong as an O-A-K.

[kitty]

[stimman4000]

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[viostormcaller]

H o l y s h i t

[lactose-lesbian]

It’s a fucking death sentence when you’re talking to a girl and you glance at her lips like it’s over, ya done, rip

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in a constant state of ‘how dare you assume i know what i’m doing’ but also ‘don’t you dare question me or what i’m doing’   

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[porterr-robinson]

[astoralexander]

I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.

PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[kaitlinguini]

Respect

CW: sexual assault

October 4th, 2018

You had the audacity to told me you respected me.

You told me you respected me after you lured me to the side of the road, disguised as a helping hand.

You told me you respected me, after I told you I had a boyfriend, to which you responded by asking for my number repeatedly.

Hell, you even told me you respected my (fake) boyfriend, but apparently not enough to continue flirting with his significant other. 

You told me you respected me as you leaned into my car window and started to put your hand on me.

You told me you respected me after you kept berating me with questions about my personal life and relationship when I kept saying I had to go because I had work in the morning.

You told me you respected me after you asked to kiss me on the cheek, when I repeatedly said no. 

You told me you respected me after you asked me to kiss you on the cheek instead, when I repeatedly said no. 

You told me you respected me for being honest with you, when all I was doing was saying what I thought would get me away from you faster without being hurt.

You said you respected me, immediately after you sexually assaulted me.

[omegaboner]

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

[just-shower-thoughts]

If two redheads had a kid the child would be ginger bred

[kaitlinguini]

when you're having a bad mental health day and you try to discreetly ask for help but no one seems to notice, so your brain tells you it's because no one cares, and you end up suffering alone all day because you can't just outright tell someone that you need help 🙃

[chris-evans-archive-deactivated]

Jeff Goldblum photographed by Doug Inglish for British GQ magazine

[kaitlinguini]

Identifying with book characters seems like a good thing until it starts confirming for your inner voice that your friends don't actually like you, and they barely tolerate you.

[tatwdquotes]

“Sometimes I wonder why she liked me, or at least tolerated me. Why any of them did. Even I found myself annoying”

— John Green

[acaseofthehiccups]

Justin just going OFF on the bassoon. (x)

[kayforpay]

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

[kayforpay]

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

[unclebeanbag]

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[charlesoberonn]

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

[fallen-gravity]

Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

[naryrising]

This is the book you want: The Timetables of History - going year by year (or in the earlier sections, at least century by century) and showing you what was going on in various parts of the world in several categories (e.g. Politics, Literature, Science, etc.)  Super useful for visualizing what events were happening at the same time.

[pervocracy]

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[sunmied]

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

[sighinastorm]

space travel it was supposed to be space travel it was supposed to

[haiku-robot]

space travel it was supposed to be space travel it was supposed to

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