how could you tell i like mother mother?

Alex/Row (she/they)

[memewhore]

[were-ralph]

this is literally so fucking funny

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

When I finally end up in therapy…

[smaliren]

Therapist: Okay let's start with some word association.

Me: Sounds good.

Therapist: Blue

Me: TARDIS

Therapist: Vehicle

Me: '67 Chevy Impala

Therapist: Purple

Me: Shirt of sex

Therapist: Hello

Me: Sweetie

Therapist: Hedgehog

Me: Martin Freeman

Therapist: Food

Me: Pie

Therapist: Tie

Me: Bow tie. Bow ties are cool.

Therapist: I'm sorry I can't help you.

[smaliren]

jesus fucking christ. the first thing i ever reblogged. 2016 was ROUGH HUH

[klaw]

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

[smaliren]

"Dear Connor Murphy, JESUS what the fuck did you do to your skin?? Aren't you like 17??" I have returned from my hiatus to bring you my masterpiece-- a NEW Dear Evan Hansen Playbill, a better one, one that accurately reflects the reality of the new movie's casting choices. Enjoy.

[cikero]

don’t choke on the boot !

[dykey-femme]

due to increased productivity, they produced the same amount of work in 25 hours as the normal 40 hours week, but capitalists still complain because they weren’t “passionate” enough anymore

“passion for the work” = enslavement of mind, body, & soul. anything less than total enslavement will never be enough for them.

[smaliren]

[shittysadpossumposts]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bestiasilvanus]

Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?

There’s more just go fucking look yourself

[quinintheclouds]

SDFHDLSJF I FOUND SO MANY I HAVE TO SHARE THEM

OH MY GOD

Y’ALL 

I’M READING ALL OF THIS IN PHINEAS’ VOICE HELP 

Another variation of a classic:

the only valid take on cancel culture

I… don’t even know what prompted that one but I’m grateful

[witchlingsintraining]

i think i smoked weed in a past life. i was reading about different methods of consumption and stuff and i instinctively started copying the motions being described? almost like it was second nature? shits wack

[smaliren]

uh update lmao i think i have a mild addiction to the Devil’s Sinful Cabbage

[meanplastic]

What's your favorite anime??

I’m a christian

[asafo2020-deactivated20171024]

http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/03/1408341/-Psychologist-openly-admits-he-trains-police-officers-to-shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later S-I-G-N-A-L B-O-O-S-T

[blackkidzen]

No. YOU DON’T GET TO DO THIS AND SLIP UNDER THE RADAR. Anyone who’s seeing this, I beg you to reblog. I want as many people to see this shit as possible.

[shortheaux-deactivated20161030]

this is really true tho!!! my uncle was a cop in NY & FL and they taught him to shoot first if he had to. anytime a cop feels threatened (and they basically teach cops they’re always threatened) they can shoot. its rlly sick psychological torture shit to help create a police state tbh

[cosmic-noir]

W H A T

[pensivelyplayfulme]

Here’s a source from NY Times https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/02/us/training-officers-to-shoot-first-and-he-will-answer-questions-later.html

[pensivelyplayfulme]

Also! Click here to contact his organization and remind him of the blood on his hands. These are his murders too, and everyone involved deserves to feel the weight of guilt. 

[smaliren]

TW: POLICE BRUTALITY, VIOLENCE

I strongly encourage you to watch the following.

[incorrect-clexa]

Hey folks, this is not your typical post about incorrect quotes.

I want to address a serious issue today, and most of you probably know what’s been going on in the US.

The killing of George Floyd started another serious and necessary debate on Police brutality in the states. (And I think not just there. Every country is affected in some way or another.)

My heart doesn’t ache, no. My heart is bleeding and crying out of pain about what has been going on for days now. What people have been going through for years and years. This is not the first case of police brutality against POC, nor the second, and it probably isn’t the last one.

It happened so many times already that I can’t count them all. Our world has lost so many beautiful souls to this never-ending issue. Additionally to this, we lost so many brothers and sisters of color who were part of the LGBTQ+ community too. Even though it is pride month, I can’t enjoy and celebrate it as much as I want to.

But now is the time to act. Now more than ever! We all have a voice, and I’m sure as hell using mine. And I want you to do the same.

40 Ways you can help right now shows you different techniques and approaches to support the #blacklivesmatter movement in various forms.

Everyone’s able to do something. Even if you don’t have the money to donate, or you’re not from the US, share articles, draw attention to it in some way. Being silent about this puts you on the side of the offenders.

I understand that I will never understand. However, I stand with all of you!!! Credit goes to @sfbucketlist on instagram for these 40 ways you can help right now.

[justsomeantifas]

(x)

[smeachthepeach]

Just a heads up for anyone else who might find one of these. It’s not JUST a flash. It also releases a bunch of tiny rubber pellets when it explodes similar to a frag grenade. (That kid would’ve probably been dead if it had gone off in her face.)

[justsomeantifas]

Yes this is actually a sting ball grenade, and these kind explode & release a bright light, a loud sound, and release rubber balls everywhere. VERY VERY fucking dangerous & this is what’s being shot at people.

[justsomeantifas]

You fucking fascists can’t be bothered to do an ounce of research yourself can you? This grenade was picked up in a park by the child the NEXT DAY because the fascist pigs you love are dangerously irresponsible, murderous fucks.

[anything-viva]

an awful alignment triangle for y’all

[smaliren]

women of color with short curly hair have far too much power

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