Azyero

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[small-andtired]

Guys look at this little boat.

[incorrect-doctorwho]

12: Please don’t do this.

Missy: I’m sorry, but I have to…

12: Missy, please, I’m begging you. After all we’ve been through -

Missy: I’m sorry Doctor.

*places a +4 card*

Missy: Uno.

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

Oh, what’s this? 

Apple’s been developing some AR glasses? I wonder what they look like.

Hey, that’s kina cool- wait, what?

Hold up.

HOLD UP-

you’re fucking kidding me.

[malwizard]

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog if you are a trans cyborg, you support trans cyborgs, or you just really hate Laura Ingraham

[fa-nuit-hen-deactivated20211221]

ppl with bug icons…. i automatically trust you

[fa-nuit-hen-deactivated20211221]

heehee thats me !!!

[coolfriendlynicefriendbuddyguy]

whats your credit card number

[fa-nuit-hen-deactivated20211221]

ppl with bug icons…. i automatically trust you

[fa-nuit-hen-deactivated20211221]

heehee thats me !!!

[coolfriendlynicefriendbuddyguy]

whats your credit card number

[bob-belcher]

September 30th

October 1st

November 1st

December 1st

[brucebocchi]

[turnipfritters]

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

Why are straight people like this why did I have to see this

[unclefather]

Personally, I prefer a paper plate because it’s easier to digest and goes with most meals. The ceramic is too crunchy and I only have a few teeth left to chew it

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

someone: hey look at my cute pug

me: haha cute! 

me: [internal monologue] Do I tell him? No, I shouldn’t. I don’t know why I feel so eager to tell him his dog is the asthmatic inbred result of Man playing god

[inch--worm]

Me: Really wants a romantic relationship

Me: Never develops strong feelings for anyone

Me: 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[nicolegendary]

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

[thornmane]

Me and my spouse-to-be making our way to the altar:

[amvs]

valid musical heterosexuals

orpheus and eurydice

adam and barbara

henry and natalie

[mimymomo]

Megagirl and Tootsie (Noodles) Megagirl

[powerfulwizard]

Kermit doesn’t have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human

[powerfulwizard]

[annabellioncourt]

[prussianmemes]

[conquerorwurm]

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

[combeferret]

#stop calling me out

[jumpingjacktrash]

if you want to interact with a cat that doesn’t know you, sit down not facing it. glance at it occasionally and make an inviting noise, but mostly just play with your phone or whatever.

the cat will almost certainly come over to check you out sooner or later. it’ll stay out of arm’s reach because it doesn’t know if you’re a jerk. offer your hand and let the cat sniff. wait. if the cat wants pettins, it will indicate that by noofing your hand, flopping on its side, or coming in close.

the cat may want to be bros but not get pettins. in that case, it will sit or lie near you but out of reach. this is friendly! the cat is saying, you’re a person in my neighborhood! hi neighbor!

of course, it’s possible that the cat is a great big cuddleslut and will come love all over you. that happens too. but if it doesn’t, that doesn’t mean it’s an unfriendly cat. be chill and let the cat choose how close to get, and you’ll find most cats are pretty friendly.

[alittleflare]

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