Absolute Wonder Woman by Chuma Hill
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Absolute Wonder Woman by Chuma Hill
and if i said im being spider-noir for halloween what then?
hilarious to me that when ben reilly said he changed his name after the bite i was like huh i wonder what his name used to be
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You can be my saving grace🕷️
The best thing about Spider-Noir is most of the actors are playing it very straight as a genuinely good engaging noir mystery. Brendan Gleeson is a great mob boss. Lamorne Morris is so likable. Li Jun Li makes a great femme fatale. Jack Huston and Abraham Popoola are sympathetic and engaging.
And there's Nic Cage. Who is ALSO playing it straight. He's just playing "what if a man became a spider and then learned how to pretend to be human again from watching movies" and is playing THAT insane concept for all it's worth. 10/10. This is what he was born to do.
so glad i finally got the opportunity to sit down and watch spider-noir, literally my favourite thing im gonna obsess over this forever now thank u
the way i light up like a christmas tree at any slight hint of spider-man in any media ever needs to be studied
Losing my mind over Spider-Noir
nicolas cage was born to play a 1930s film noir spider freak oml
ever so funny to me that now my two biggest interests can be linked simply by the phrase "which could mean nothing"
day 21 of not yet having gotten the chance to see the supergirl movie, the wind has begun to speak to me
vampire batman who has made a point to never, ever feed on people and will starve himself before doing so if he can't get his hands on any blood.
and one day superman is in trouble. he's been tied up and tortured at knifepoint. batman infiltrates the warehouse and takes out all the hired muscle, his teeth aching with this much adrenaline-infused blood so close. he forges on to the room where superman is being kept, finds him strung up against the wall, his wounds already healing.
bruce has already incapacitated the doctor who'd been hurting superman, so his only objective is to free him and escape.
he moves closer. superman's face blooms with relief, but before batman reaches him, something on the table catches his eye.
he stops dead. there, on the table, lies a long knife, gleaming with superman's blood.
batman knows he's doomed the moment he spots it. he's been starving himself for days already, and that blood is right there. it's not—it doesn't count if blood is already—but no, it's kal's blood. blood on a knife he's been tortured with. bruce couldn't possibly—
a sharp pang of pure agony lances through his teeth. batman has the knife in his hands before he can think to stop himself. he brings it to his lips, saliva pooling on his tongue. he knows it's wrong, knows he should untie kal and not eat his blood in front of him, but he's so, so hungry, and the blood is here, in his hand, millimetres away from his mouth—
he darts his tongue out, lets it catch against the flat of the blade. kryptonian blood is sweet, sweeter than any batman has tasted before, smooth and filling and perfect. he licks the knife again. and again. he keeps his movement deliberate, delicate—careful not to nick his tongue on the sharp edge.
superman—still stuck against the wall, helpless to do anything but watch—can only stare, wide-eyed, as batman's perfect pink tongue touches the blood, his blood, and comes away red before disappearing back into his mouth. clark can smell the satisfaction on him, can see how wet his tongue is even before licking the knife.
superman's heart pounds against his ribs. he'd do anything to feel those teeth against his neck; he's already shivering at the thought of that rough tongue trailing along his pulse point. batman must be hungry—it's the only explanation for his behaviour, deviating from the mission—and superman can fix that. he can be a food source for batman, without any worry of injury or long-term effects because of his healing. it'd be perfect.
he watches batman come back to himself in real time. batman stills, the knife halfway to his mouth. his eyes flicker up to meet superman's. his pupils are dilated. slowly, so slowly, he returns the knife to the table, moving silently towards superman and deftly undoing his binds.
"i—apologize," he bites out. superman can smell the metallic tang on his breath. "i should not have done that."
superman can hear the regret in his voice, can see batman pulling away from him, building invisible walls in record time.
"don't do that," superman begs, reaching for him. batman jerks under his hand, but doesn't move away. "it's all right. how long has it been since you've eaten?"
batman shrugs, small enough it doesn't dislodge kal's hand. "i've been without food for longer," he says, his voice quiet with self-deprecation.
"that's not an answer," superman insists. he wets his lips and tries a different tack. "if—if you need a reliable...supply, i could—i'll be that for you."
batman's jaw goes slack in surprise. "i don't—i would never feed off people—"
"i know," superman cuts in. "i know you wouldn't. but i'm asking—" kal bites his lip, tries again, "i'm offering. i know you won't hurt me. and," he pauses, glancing over to the now-clean knife. batman tenses beneath his hand. "it tasted—good. didn't it?"
god, how desperate does he sound, how obvious—
"yes," batman breathes. "yes, it did."
It’s not lost on me how Jason is the only Robin to come from a life of poverty and crime, and is treated like a fundamentally broken monster in many comic books, given even less grace than Damian. “Something is not right with that boy” FUCK YOU DC. He was twelve years old. Him being slightly agressive because he knew, better than Batman or Nightwing or Barbara, how rotten Gotham was because he GREW UP in that environment did not make him evil or broken.
He just wanted to help people.
the Entire Point of the batman mythos to me is making something meaningful out of a random and pretty senseless act of violence, and then helping a bunch of other people do that too. every time a writer makes joe chill a time traveler or dick grayson have a magical tooth or gives jason todd the blood of the ancients and everything is just a massive conspiracy or whatever the fuck they're just completely missing the point, which is that painful things happen, for reasons we may never understand, and we have to contend with them.
that's the staying power of the fantasy! it's not actually being a billionaire who can beat up a million ninjas with his bare hands and has a really cool car. if you think that's the fantasy you got caught up in the trappings. it's that you could take the worst moment of your life and make meaning out of the howling empty void of grief by using it to help people!
its a surprise petard that will hoist us later
help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time
help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels
fully sober in the club googling iliad full text
Trashed off my ass in the library with a hardback copy of the iliad