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partingglances1986

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

newwavedeathrat

I CANT GET OVER THE LECTURES MY HISTORY PROFESSOR RECORDED FOR US, HIS DAUGHTER KEEPS WALKING IN ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY & ADORABLE???

newwavedeathrat

him: so, every president since FDR has done this, but-

her: walks in with a barbie doll

him: oh, hi, what's up?

her: fairy barbie is flying in

him: oh, okay - i'm doing a lecture right now though, so could fairy barbie fly-

her: show them fairy barbie

him: sighs.

him: okay, everyone, this is fairy barbie,

newwavedeathrat

reblog if you appreciate fairy barbie 👊😔

update:

by Laerte Coutinho

btw this is laerte. She is 73 now! Making art and being happy! It's never too late to transition

gremmlingamer

kerri-the-skunk

@identifying-cars-in-posts

identifying-cars-in-posts

wikipedia dot com

xgalas

KATSEYE Gnarly, 2025

#katseye #mixed feelings about this song but I think that was the intent

bladesrunner

STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH – 2005, dir. George Lucas

bigfatbitchdotcom

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

bigfatbitchdotcom

It's not r*pe, it's rape. It's not su*cide, it's suicide. Not unalive, dead. The backbone needs to be reintroduced en masse because softening the blow of these concepts with advertising language does absolutely nothing but allow people unaffected by them to feel not even a sting of what they can do, prompting inaction.

bigfatbitchdotcom

And it's been proven that on certain websites, you don't even face a repercussion for using the words as they are. People just started censoring themselves because they feared the potential lack of views and likes and followers which is so nasty itself.

its-the-blob

I attended an anti-suicide seminar in college. One of the big takeaways from it was that stigmatizing suicide increases the rate of suicide, because people who are feeling suicidal feel like they can't ask for help. Every time I see babytalk garbage like 'unalive', I think of that.

parkchanwoohoo

I wish someone would hurry up and invent a game where I help a woman who is permanently dripping mud get a makeover and leave her shitty boyfriend, or perhaps an army game where I lead my troops through basic arithmetic functions such as +10 and x7

lunarriviera

important new development for writers

#omg

probably-voldemort

My sister and I were watching Lost but not paying a ton of attention and then suddenly the TV is like "Okay so we're going to have to remove two inches from the width of the island" and we both like snap our heads up like woah we were literally just dealing with a time travel problem why do we need to make the island a little smaller now? But it turns out the dog had laid down on the remote and turned it to Property Brothers so like bad news for whoever's kitchen they're designing but good news i guess for the Lost people for not having to shrink the island

overpoweredoriginalposter

#i think they do actually move the island at some point #idk that’s about where I stopped watching

slugbo

i dont know abt this one

slugbo

bad news everyone i’m going back to the store for these tomorrow

slugbo

got the cherry lemon flavor. very strange texture. less gummy and more, like, very soft organic fruit chew texture. unpleasant in frozen form. as you can see it’s bendable but it doesn’t return completely to its erect self, and it doesnt bounce back, it just kind of slowly drifts. tastes like your average artificial cherry and lemon. tart, almost cloyingly sweet. comes in a ten pack for 5.99. not deepthroatable, really. pretty gross. 8/10 will eat the rest

slugbo