gremmlin

im funny on t'internet. atleast i try to be. He/They used to be MS-Pain-Artist profile picture by this nerd

[gremmlingamer]

[an-ambient-girl]

*jacob geller voice* the thing about sucking dick is you labor, and labor, and labor way. suck after suck after suck you work your jaw until…… bliss….. the taste of salt. the very foundation of civilization! the thing long fallen empires have gone to war for control over. the thing countless poems have been written about for maleuiums….why did the author choose this as your reward….for sucking dick?

[speedlimit15]

cherry bomb voice Hello tumblr hello blog

[goomba-stomper]

A goomba and I walk into a bar. The goomba says to me, "Hey buddy, why the big boot?". The outcome is inevitable.

[byjove]

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

[vampiredoriangray]

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

[just--icy]

[spamton2thesequel]

my browser extension that colors posts based on the poster's blog theme did something very fun just now

[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[shadowblade8192]

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

Boris won’t stop annoying me for dinner even though dinner is in 40 minutes so I’m trying to teach Boris when to expect dinner using base-bean

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

sulking

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[toskarin]

chainsaw man if denji was tom and refined

[segamascott]

[memorycycle]

cowpool universe is being born

[dogpuppy]

[twilight--paladin]

[evilwizard]

alright, you’ve made your choice. now, i will propel you through the air at 94 miles per hour and give the christian baby the bat, and we’ll see how you like it when the shoe is on the other foot, won’t we

[cryptotheism]

depressed king: I don't even care about brighands any more