of course mori was an expert at handling dazai and chuuya’s bullshit after he teamed them up together, of course he was an expert at telling them to Knock It The Fuck Off whenever they did shit. before chuuya came along it was the same shit, different subjects. before mori was the boss he was the mafia doctor, and dazai was the weird little freak that constantly followed him around trying to make away with his medicine. of course mori knows how to pull his kids apart. before he became the port mafia boss i would bet real money it was a common occurrence for somebody to go to mori for treatment and they’d have to warily sit on the bed while being examined and side-eye the fuck out of this weird malnourished bandaged kid getting into full on screaming matches with this peppy blonde girl in the back corner. neither of the kids give mori any respect whatsoever and mori is visibly tired of dealing with them. every now and then the bandaged boy will lift a finger and move it towards the girl’s face and without even looking away from his patient mori will snap ‘do NOT.’ and the bandaged boy will slump and whine ‘wasn’t even gonna do it! i wasn’t!’ and nobody knows what the fuck they’re talking about. one time somebody swears they saw the kids actually get into a physical fight except the boy tried to tackle the girl off a table and she disappeared into thin air and the boy just landed on himself and sprained his wrist. they swear mori looked at the boy with the resignation of a man who has seen this happen a thousand times over. nobody believes that this happened and it drives the person insane.
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