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skittybotbutt

fucking finally

boatgrave-deactivated20250901

silvermoon424

This tweet read me to filth

lurkingtman

If you think the concept of a man having breasts and a vagina is funny I'm afraid there's no hope for you no matter what you identify as.

willgrahamscock

some of you need to internalize this concept

@dickgraysonsptsd has already said this (in their fic "the dark and quiet places") but i really love dick as a "bad victim". He would defend his abuser, he would justify their actions, and yeah i do think that if they hurt other people he would still be like that. He would forgive them even if he wasnt the one they hurt at the time. He would "absolve" them of their sin. And he would place some of the blame on the victim. Victims of abuse can and do defend abusers, a lot of the time because they think its their fault and theyre projecting their own feelings onto others.

#as much as i like when dick is a hypocrite #i think if bruce hit any of the others he would definitely comfort them but would also do the whole #“hes just angry. sometimes he lashes out but hes a good man you know? and maybe you shouldnt provoke him”#the kind of thing moms tell their kids when their husband hurts them #the “hes your father” thing #dick grayson #bruce wayne #yeah this is about bruce lmaooo #but also kinda slade?#slade wilson #nightwing #batman #dc #dcu #brudick #sladick #slabin

subaru-copilot

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

subaru-copilot

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

wolfythewitch

Do you guys wanna see the version of bloodymary im somewhat invested in

wolfythewitch

Imagine you float up from near death and some old guy is poking you in the face and humming

wolfythewitch

Okay wait one more

pearlo

there’s very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. IT’S OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.

deputychairman

if I have to read “women in their 30s” used as an insult one more time I swear I’ll - step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because I’m also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT I’ll be annoyed

teaboot

I’ve been in this hole since yall lil shits were three apples tall and I’ll die in this hole too

prokopetz

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

prokopetz

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

prokopetz

You're a sci-fi robot who just got cut in half by the Big Bad (don't worry, you'll get better). What's inside you?

Printed circuit boards (blinking lights optional)

Gears and sprockets

Endless bundles of wire

Some sort of translucent crystal

Meat and viscera in a weird colour

Random geometric shapes

The cut is mirror-smooth, like I was one solid mass of metal

It looks like... car parts?

I'm actually mostly hollow

Just a shitload of milky goo

Other (specify)

Cheese sandwich

Voting ended onJul 13

teaboot

I like to think my engineers foresaw the likelihood of my bisection and designed a clean break point with that in mind, leaving a small compartment filled with confetti

larken-the-skies

Do people format their posts to be a haiku on purpose or what

the-haiku-bot

Do people format

their posts to be a haiku

on purpose or what

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

thecollectibles

Art by Kyoung Hwan Kim

blurds

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

luxshine

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

falconratesbirds

14/10 doing his best

littleguysdaily

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

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