the goober to end all goobers, smashy

He/Him, Bi, chaotic neutral monster fucker trans rights are human rights free palestine fuck the government

[cuppajj]

might i humbly request more baau wildberry or crunchy chip content? I want to eat them, nomnomnom

wildberry being scary

[smashyorsomething]

why bro hitting the

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[tf2heritageposts]

did u go protest today

good evening officer

[tf2heritageposts]

don’t tell social media if you went to protests or not(especially if you didn’t), don’t give cops an easy way to track down protesters. punk life advice

[ao3cassandraic]

Just reblogging this. No reason.

[smashyorsomething]

tried to see someone’s profile cuz it was kinda intriguing

clicking on their username didn’t work like it usually does so i tried clicking their pfp and

FUCK YOU I AM DELETING THIS APP

i’ve seen where this fucking goes

i refuse to be put in a fucking tumblr creepypasta

I AM NOT PLAYING YOUR GAME UNKNOWN AND MOST LIKELY QUEER DEMON

[maritoke]

I'd love to draw something more detailed with them, but for now I don't have that much time nor energy qwq So just have these two silly doodles with them

[smashyorsomething]

hmm

a trio of characters that are blue, green, and pink

wonder where i’ve seen that before

oh well, good art op!

[pul5e-m3tal]

smashy will you shut the fuck u— *gets shot and dies*

[smashyorsomething]

the great oomf assasination of ‘25… truly a depressing day in history

[maritoke]

I'd love to draw something more detailed with them, but for now I don't have that much time nor energy qwq So just have these two silly doodles with them

[smashyorsomething]

hmm

a trio of characters that are blue, green, and pink

wonder where i’ve seen that before

oh well, good art op!

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[smashyorsomething]

you could just

not

call me out like this

[chubs-deuce]

Was Psychonauts one of your influences in the Human Digital Circus AU? Maybe it's because I have that on the brain, but I can't help seeing it in your work.

Oh, really?! O_O

Bc I'ma be completely transparent, I have never touched psychonauts in my life fjskskk

I've seen like

The occasional screenshot in passing, but never actually checked it out :'D

I might have to now if my AU reminds you of it tho, interesting! 🤔

[ohnoitstbskyen]

do you have a favorite tadc character? why or why not?

My favourite character by far is Disappearing Guy, because he rea

[smashyorsomething]

i’m watching tadc right now just so i can understand this

[my-dailydreams]

[smashyorsomething]

oh

oh that’s not nice

don’t do that to me

[sunny-boooo]

[mudwerks]

AI industry horrified to face largest copyright class action ever certified

Copyright class actions could financially ruin AI industry, trade groups say.

AI industry groups are urging an appeals court to block what they say is the largest copyright class action ever certified. They’ve warned that a single lawsuit raised by three authors over Anthropic’s AI training now threatens to “financially ruin” the entire AI industry if up to 7 million claimants end up joining the litigation and forcing a settlement.

well…darn

[flippyspoon]

like to charge reblog to cast financial ruin of the AI industry 🔮

[crunchy-chip-captain]

explain

what is there to explain

[smashyorsomething]

so you admit it that you’re a boy kisser

[crunchy-chip-captain]

On the topic of kissing boys, when did you first realize your sexuality?

when I met him.

[the-resolution-of-the-dragonlord]

Sooooo uh. Whats up with you and Mystic Flour's stairs...?

The way he whips around with 0 hesitation and just fucking grabs you. Before promptly punting the anon like a football.

"N O."

[crunchy-chip-captain]

(She, once again, was sitting on her reserved spot on the highest shelf, eating a candy apple.) "oh, hi crunchy! Something bothering youuu~?"

"...You," he breathes.

"You- rrgh. There have been VOICES in my head, ALL DAY, telling me to-.."

He chokes on his words.

"...You should leave."

[earthbreadscutesttrickster]

"ehehe, when have i ever listened to a measly cookie such as you~?" (Wow. Zero sense of self-preservation.)

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"Ever since you decided to hang around a bunker full of many, MANY animals that could tear you apart with a single tug." he growls.

[earthbreadscutesttrickster]

"Oh please, youre one of the 'good' cookies, youd never needlessly harm an innocent cookie, would youu~?"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"They said you were evil. That you were once friends with Affogato Cookie. That you want to harm and bring ruin to my king and country."

He adjusts the blades on his arm.

"I apologize, but unless you can convince me otherwise? I don't think you should be here."

[earthbreadscutesttrickster]

"Yeah yeah, all of these are true, except for the last one! I may have a ...severe disliking, to dark cacao, but i wouldnt harm him or the dark cacao kingdom! probably~"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"Then you should leave," He snarls.

[earthbreadscutesttrickster]

"Kicking me out~? Awww, but i havent even done anything!~"

[crunchy-chip-captain]

"Maybe not, but if you don't leave I'M going to do something that I may or may not regret. Now LEAVE."

[smashyorsomething]

[strombolicious]

[teathattast]

reblog to do this w your mutuals

[smashyorsomething]

@ensn61080 speen