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found this while organizing my old files, not half as hilarious as the original but still made me laugh and that’s somethin’ right

[brokebackgf]

me: i wonder what dunwall memes would look like

me, an hour later: 

[castielific]

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

[ilya-thewarlock]

I see no difference.

[aces-to-apples]

how dare you make the funniest post about jaskier in the entire fandom

[ailurinae]

That rooster is stoned

[ladyshinga]

haha yeah so is the cartoon bird on the left

[whitepeopletwitter]

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

[guccigarantine]

is he.... you know.... your narrative foil?

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[keepingupwiththekamados]

not seen any vcards in the kny tag yet so I decided to take matters into my own hands

[lordoflightning]

THIS IS AMAZING!!!

[retrogamingblog]

[paniniwitharugula]

yo what is up with the dude on the right’s vibe

[bunjywunjy]

incandescent

[sugarsheeps]

Thats george washington

[everythingfox]

If his name isn’t Chug I’m going to be heavily disappointed 

[starlightandtears]

Lost in the sauce

[glumshoe]

Yet more of my wizard professor, who has a poodle familiar which follows him everywhere.

I should probably mention that my school also has an astronomy tower decorated with alchemy symbols.

[glumshoe]

RIP, The Wizard. You will be missed.

(Tim Hoyt died in November 2017 from complications of ALS, after many years of delighting students and the masses.)

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

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Push play and just trust me

[leaper182]

This sounds like something that would be playing in a story set in Victorian London slums or something? I DON’T KNOW.

[the-cones-of-dunshire]

ITS A GODDAMN SHANTY

[brunhiddensmusings]

its appropriate anywhere from the wild west to a pirate ship to imperial russia a jaunty steampunk adventure to one impressive bard

[flutejesus]

ok this shit FUCKS

[raiinbowglitter-blog]

[cattemooncakes]

Reporter: What’s your name?

Hong Kong Protestor: Lee Chun Hei! I won’t commit suicide!

Police: 

[barkjunhee]

A reminder that Hong Kong police have been arresting children as young as 11. They have also fired at press and begun arresting reporters and aid workers with the excuse that they ‘might be protesters in disguise’. 

They have been filmed beating protesters that have already been subdued/cuffed, as well as using their weapons incorrectly (firing rubber bullets at close range) and driving into crowds. 

People are dying.This is wrong. 

[nonenosome]

A Hong Kong newspaper had its printing press lit on fire a couple days ago.

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

geez.

[prolifeproliberty]

Please don’t forget or get complacent about Hong Kong! They are still fighting!

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Pretty convenient how China is silencing and quarantining anyone they want. Hasn’t it been a while since you heard anything about Hong Kong, or that trade war? Hmmm.

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[gayroytheory]

i keep forgetting mustang is like 10 yrs younger than basically everyone else colonel or above. no wonder olivier hates his guts he’s fucking 12 years old

[gayroytheory]

this is an old post but im rewatching and people keep saying it!!! roy’s a fucking child and everyone hates him its hilarious

[hellenhighwater]

Roy hires Ed specifically to have someone even younger than him running around being a problem.

[lostindarkplaces]

I went out to the country! And you know what I found! An Even Younger Asshole!!! He’s like half my age and twice the trouble!!! I HIRED HIM IMMEDIATELY!!!!! YOU CAN THANK ME WHENEVER!!!!

[lady-of-the-spirit]

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