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Thereâs a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.
@townofcan Why would leave this masterpiece in the notes
Have you seen this post?
You probably have. It currently has over 120,000 notes, largely because of this addition.
Of course it's going to get reblogged, this kind of unsourced factoid does numbers on here. But something about it wasn't quite right.
A bit of searching turned up the origin of the "fact".
Alright, so it's someone who posted this on reddit 4 years ago and somehow ended up in the search hits. And the post confuses the electric eel (from South America) with the electric catfish (from the Nile, which the Egyptians would have known about).
Reminder: this is an electric eel (Electrophorus electricus). It is from South America. (image from Wikipedia)
And this is an electric catfish (Malapterurus electricus). It is from the Nile and would have been familiar to the ancient Egyptians. (image from Wikipedia)
And then of course people were speculating in the notes to that post about trade routes between South America and Egypt. Excellent scholarship everyone.
At this point I was ready to call it another made-up internet fact that gets reified by people repeating it. But something was still bothering me.
An ancient Egyptian slab from 3100 BC. What could that be...
Oh.
The Narmer palette. It's the goddamn Narmer palette. (image, once again, from Wikipedia)
So where is this "angry catfish"?
It's not the Egyptian name for the electric catfish.
It's... Narmer. It's Narmer himself.
Narmer's name is written as above (detail of top middle of the palette), using the catfish (n`r) and the chisel (mr), giving N'r-mr. The chisel is associated with pain, so this reads as "painful catfish", "striking catfish", or, yes, "angry catfish" or other similar variants, although some authors have suggested that it means "Beloved of [the catfish god] Nar".
So.
Where does this leave us?
It would appear that this redditor not only confused electric eels with electric catfish, but also confused a Pharaoh's name with the name of a fish. And then it got pushed to the top search hits by a crappy search engine and shared uncritically on tumblr.
In short, "the electric eel is called angry catfish" factoid actually literacy error. Angry Catfish, who ruled upper Egypt and smote his enemies, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
Also the Arabic name for the electric catfish is raad (thunder) or raada (thunderer).
References
Afsaruddin, A., & Zahniser, A. H. M. (1997). Humanism, culture, and language in the Near East: studies in honor of Georg Krotkoff. Eisenbrauns.
Clayton, P. A. (2001). Chronicle of the Pharaohs. Thames & Hudson.
Godron, G. (1949). A propos du nom royal. Annales du Service des antiquitĂŠs de l'Egypte, 49, 217-221.
Sperveslage, G., & Heagy, T. C. (2023). A tail's tale: Narmer, the catfish, and bovine symbolism. The Journal of Egyptian Archaeology, 109(1), 3-319.
Needed a clean graphic for a project, and figured while I was vectoring I would put sex and magic back in.
Happy Pride Month
Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.
Fish Pie - Kikiâs Delivery Service
Howdy y'all! The mysterious roommate here, and Iâm going to tell you all about dis fish pie hurr! Remember in Kikiâs Delivery Service when Kiki helped the lovely ladies made this fancy fish pie for their granddaughterâs birthday? Well, this was just like that time⌠but different. My mom was in town, and the purveyor of this blog and I decided to make some yummy dinner for us all. And the best part of all was that she didnât turn up her nose and say, âOh⌠another one of those crummy fish pies again,â in fact, she loved it! I even got to make the fish on top! That was the best part about it.
Ingredients
4 fillets of herring, or 3 fillets of another larger, white fish (we used rockfish, you could use sole, tilapia, or cod)
1 leek
1 medium while onion
1 carrot
5 medium potatoes (bakers or russets)
2 cups spinach
3 eggs
2 tablespoons deli style or whole ground mustard
2 bay leaves
3 cups milk
2 tablespoons salt
2 tablespoons pepper
Directions
Cut up the potatoes and put them in a pot of boiling water. Boil for about 5 minutes, then add in two eggs and boil for 5 more minutes. Take out the eggs, and strain the potatoes. Then mash the potatoes in a bowl with 2/3 cup of milk.
Add the mashed potatoes to the bottom of your casserole dish, saving about 1 potato worth of mash in the bowl.
Slice all of the vegetables and the hardboiled eggs and saute them in a pan with some oil or butter and the bay leaves.
Add in the rest of the milk, the mashed potato that you saved, mustard, salt and pepper. Cook everything on medium heat stirring occasionally, until the milk reaches a thick consistency, then add it into the casserole pan. Remember to remove the bay leaves.
Cut the fish fillets into 3 inch wide chunks, and then add it into the casserole pan.
Unroll the pie crust and put it on top. You can cut it into strips, and cut out a fish if you want to make it like the one in Kikiâs Delivery Service. Once you finish covering the casserole pan with the pie crust, beat an egg and brush it on top of the pie crust.
Bake in a 350 degree oven for about 20-30 minutes, or until the crust is to your liking.
Rice Porridge from Princess Mononoke
About 2 years ago, back when I (K) ran this blog by myself, I decided to make the porridge from Princess Mononoke. I wrote my recipe, made some breakfast, and took my photo. I then promptly lost the recipe, ate the porridge, and let the photo sit in my archive.
How very responsible of me.
Anywhoo, Iâm sitting awake last night at 2 in the morning, staring and my ceiling and thinking âholy cow Iâm hungryâ. And since Iâm me I start to think about all the things I want to be eating. Images of pancakes, curries, and sushi flash through my mind, but I get stuck on the thought of Miso soup. But I donât have any tofu so it would be miso broth. And then my brain adds rice, egg, basil, sesame oil and soy sauce to the broth and by then Iâve both planned out my breakfast and made myself hungry for the rest of the night.
So new recipe, new breakfast, new photo. (And for those of you who have stuck around long enough to see how I took pictures two years ago, I think the new photo part is key!) The recipe is under the cut.
-MJ & K
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Link to donate to KhalsaAid
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Khalsa Aid is fucking amazing. They're who you want to donate to, period.
This is one of the few cases where I advocate donating to organisations rather than individuals, because right now, in India, the breakdown of medical infrastructure is so bad that money won't help you. The effort is being carried out now by volunteers who are coordinating resources.
Khalsa Aid is a very old and proven and beloved organisation with absolutely no ties to the hindu government. In fact they have extensive ties to the still-ongoing farmer's protests. They are effective, established, trusted, and sound.
man I bet using sin to turn children into donkeys is a pretty economical business strategy but Iâve got to wonder how you would even discover this get rich quick scheme
Yeah tbh youâd think people would start to wonder why he never bought donkey feed or dewormers or livestock supplies and instead kept ordering shit like beer and playing cards and tobacco for his donkey farm.
The other farmers look at him suspiciously like, âYou know, I donât think that man knows the first thing about breeding donkeys....â
5th generation donkey-farmer, arguing with friends: I'm just saying, of course it's a money-laundering front. But where is he getting all these fucking donkeys from?
Pinocchio is in the public domain. I could, like, totally write a mystery novel sequel about a cadre of suspicious donkey farmersâdesperate to save their livelihoodsâteaming up to investigate the mysterious business practices of their greatest competitor and infiltrate Pleasure Island...
i wanna talk about this pizza restaurant
1. They are, unfortunately, in Toronto, but this means @theshitpostcalligrapher or @pangur-and-grimâ are in that area(ish?) and I will pay one or both of you to get some and report back.
2. I need that Holy Duck Pizza. and one of thier Indulgences.
3. their website is fucking https://church.pizza/ and it plays music when you log on.
Oh ho @gallusrostromegalus it is finally my time to shine
I GOT THE CHRISTIANITY PIZZA!!
Now for my Official Review
^this is the holy duck
It is essentially a poutine pizza. All the pizzas come with a whole roasted garlic in the middle which is cool bc I am a garlic fiend. This one was fucking delicious 10/10 the only problem is I only managed to consume half of it because turns out French fries and gravy on a pizza is a very filling combo. The duck breast was especially tasty and I would very much recommend provided you have a large appetite and/or like leftovers
My mom got the garden of eden pizza which I unfortunately forgot to take a picture of. It was also very good although I personally thought there was too much Leaf on it but thatâs just me. Would recommend if u like a little bit of spicy (banana peppers) and enjoy copious amounts of Leaf. 8/10.
ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC, I AM DELIGHTED TO KNOW THEY ARE STILL IN BUSINESS.
Also, Enormous Pile Of Leaf On Pizza Is Good, Actually. Especially if itâs mixed greens or arugula, the bitter ones cut the grease of the pizza really balances the flavors.
they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation
Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer
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ESPECIALLY SINCE HER CHARACTER ACTUALLY IS BASED ON AN AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMAN: ESTHER JONES.
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mah shErbet.,, mah sp áľáľâż
the transcription is 100% accurate and yet still doesnât do it justice somehow
I always find it funny when books like Harry Potter and Percy Jackson get crap for being âwitchcraftâ and âanti-christianâ but you know who no one ever talks about? Phillip Pullman and his masterpiece His Dark Materials trilogy. Some of you may recognize the first bookâs title, The Golden Compass from the awful movie adaption, but seriously those books are so so good and full of badass witches rebelling against the vadican for mutilating children, gay ass angels who join the rebellion so they can be free to love each other, an ex nun who escapes the oppression of the church to pursue a life of science, a little girl who is so good at manipulating she overthrows an entire empire in one day, and a 12 year old boy who murders god with a knife
Phillip Pullman is legitimately baffled that Christians got all upset about Harry Potter when he was writing HDM at the same time. And typically when authors have those themes, they still say in interviews that itâs just a story and/or their writing about religious corruption than religion itself. But Pullman just goes and says âIf God as the Christians imagine him exist, it would be a moral duty to kill himâ (paraphrasing)
As a Jew, I second that sentiment of Pullmanâs.
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Phillip Pullman: I think Narnia is toxic and bad for children and this series is quite literally meant to destroy it
Everyone: Haha okay sounds like wacky good fun
Pullman: everyoneâs soul is manifested in a separate entity called quite literally a daemon
Everyone: sounds cute, nice aesthetic
Pullman: these children shall destroy the concept of heaven and hell
Everyone: ah bless
Pullman: they join with rebel angels to create a republic of heaven
Everyone: such cute fantasy
Pullman: âIf there is no longer a king, or a kingdom of heaven, it will have to be a republic in which we are free citizens. We ourselves as citizens have to build the republic of heaven.â
Everyone: NEVER understood the elephant wheels thing tho
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@blinksinbewilderment itâs two of ur favorite things: eggs and catsÂ
Lulu is also the cat in this picture. He is an unstoppable force.
Finally, a Lulu appreciation post!
This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds
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My mate Dave delivers some important information about Roman sex coins on the Twitters. (Source)
I love that explanation đđ
here is seal cancan, my thesis film, completed at last!
(please do click on the source to watch it on youtube if you want to see it in full quality)
WHAIT A SEC THIS IS CALLED âPHOQUE CANONâ!? AS IN SEAL IN FRENCH? WHICH IS PRONOUNCED THE SAME AS FUCK? WAS THIS ALL AN ELABORATE RUSE TO SAY FUCK CANON? WHICH CANON? ALL OF THEM? I mean as someone who lives and breathes Fandom I agree but holy fuck-
yes, âphoqueâ means seal in french. itâs literally just a seal pun on âfrench cancanâ