When in Doubt, Write Porn @smileinthedark - Tumblr Blog

i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.

#oh absolutely #relevant to my interests

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#how did I end up with so fucking many couples on my caseload #and an average of 22-23 clients a week #I feel like a shell of a human being #god to engage in a hobby rather than to be laid flat after the end of every day #personal #to be deleted probably

Tagged by @nyhne to post my last four watched, and wow does this bring into focus how little I have been watching anything lol

#drunk watched Interview with the Vampire with my spouse who had never seen it before #I have been waiting for Liar Game to get an anime since like 2010 so I have been watching since it started airing earlier this year #Picked up Aiyou de Mishi (X&Y) like a month ago because the premise of demon-haunted(?) escape room looked interesting #And took myself on a solo date to see Pillion like 4 months ago

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#thinking of getting back into cross stitch or some other crafty hobby #I want something I can do that doesn't require me to use so much of my brain after work #every time I try to make myself write my brain revolts and I end up just scrolling and feeling bad about it lol #very nonproductive #might as well do something different #personal

seinarutamago

take it my kankri human design. and some random bastard who invited him

#I love them #this is a cancer trolls appreciation blog #Amporas #CroKri

supernova351

Me, in every fandom: PUT THAT EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE MAN IN SUBSPACE NOW!!!

#relevant to my interests

sabatoge-deactivated20220531

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

#about me

riotvixen

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

my fucking privacy

puppybeargf

#dumb therapist humor I love it

ur-favorite-fishgirl

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

#about me

poppy-bomb

finished this rather elaborate doodle today!! happy pride month 🌈✨

#possum

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#ohhh my god #I need actual real alone time in my apartment or I am going to lose my mind #we’ve had guests stay the last two weekends and then my spouse decided to take an impromptu day off of work to stay home #and I am unfortunately one of those introverts for whom ‘alone time’ needs to be alone #I will probably delete this later because I feel like a raging bitch #but I am so close to losing it I need to be by myself yesterday #personal

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#finally made an appointment to dye my hair for the first time #1) I knew it was gonna take a long time and be expensive but holy shit #wtf am I gonna do while sitting for 4-5 hours #I have too much hair #but also 2) I am both cautiously optimistic and very nervous lol #appointment's not for another couple months but fingers crossed that everything goes fine

gayvampyr

are you squeamish about needles?

yes

yes but only shots/injections (not IVs)

yes but only of IVs (not injections)

no

nuance

Voting ended onMay 23

#I have had so many shitty blood draw experiences that now just seeing an IV makes me lightheaded

happyds

More shit

#this is a cancer trolls appreciation blog #ugh I love him

smileinthedark

Another tag game

Tagged by @nyhne! I imagine whatever the results are will be significantly skewed by how few people I interact with on here, but we'll do this anyway lol

Rules: Put your four favorite characters from four pieces of media as options and let your tumblr pals decide which one most suits your Vibe-- then tag four people

Which suits me most?

Roderich Edelstein (Hetalia)

Karkat Vantas (Homestuck)

Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Voting ended onMay 12

Tagging anyone who is at all interested

smileinthedark

Yeah this is kind of about what I expected lol

Another tag game

Tagged by @nyhne! I imagine whatever the results are will be significantly skewed by how few people I interact with on here, but we'll do this anyway lol

Rules: Put your four favorite characters from four pieces of media as options and let your tumblr pals decide which one most suits your Vibe-- then tag four people

Which suits me most?

Roderich Edelstein (Hetalia)

Karkat Vantas (Homestuck)

Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Voting ended onMay 12

Tagging anyone who is at all interested

#My tastes clearly have not evolved in the last 10 years

smileinthedark

Consecrated [AO3]

Homestuck | Cronus Ampora/Eridan Ampora | Human/College AU | rated E

Going under the needle is easy: the whirr of the tattoo gun, the hours of patient sitting, even the ache settling deep in your shoulder blade all exactly what you expected and hoped for. What’s harder is the afterward, the waiting for your brother to confer his blessing, to drag his fingers over the fresh ink throbbing under your shirt and whisper his approval in your ear. Eridan Ampora finally gets himself inked with the other half of his brother’s unfinished tattoo, thinking he knows exactly what he’s signing up for. He doesn’t, and when reality of what it actually means to have Cronus living under his skin crystalizes, it lands like revelation.

Out just in time for 4/13. Companion piece to Water on the Rise. Once again, please heed all the warning tags and, if possible, enjoy.

#it’s been a couple weeks #so putting this back on the dash for anyone who missed

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