When in Doubt, Write Porn

Chris. Thirty-two. Asexual.

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.

[seinarutamago]

take it my kankri human design. and some random bastard who invited him

[supernova351]

Me, in every fandom: PUT THAT EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE MAN IN SUBSPACE NOW!!!

[sabatoge-deactivated20220531]

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

[riotvixen]

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

my fucking privacy

[puppybeargf]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[poppy-bomb]

finished this rather elaborate doodle today!! happy pride month 🌈✨

[smileinthedark]

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[smileinthedark]

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[gayvampyr]

are you squeamish about needles?

yes

yes but only shots/injections (not IVs)

yes but only of IVs (not injections)

no

nuance

Voting ended onMay 23

[happyds]

More shit

[smileinthedark]

Another tag game

Tagged by @nyhne! I imagine whatever the results are will be significantly skewed by how few people I interact with on here, but we'll do this anyway lol

Rules: Put your four favorite characters from four pieces of media as options and let your tumblr pals decide which one most suits your Vibe-- then tag four people

Which suits me most?

Roderich Edelstein (Hetalia)

Karkat Vantas (Homestuck)

Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Voting ended onMay 12

Tagging anyone who is at all interested

[smileinthedark]

Yeah this is kind of about what I expected lol

[smileinthedark]

Another tag game

Tagged by @nyhne! I imagine whatever the results are will be significantly skewed by how few people I interact with on here, but we'll do this anyway lol

Rules: Put your four favorite characters from four pieces of media as options and let your tumblr pals decide which one most suits your Vibe-- then tag four people

Which suits me most?

Roderich Edelstein (Hetalia)

Karkat Vantas (Homestuck)

Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Voting ended onMay 12

Tagging anyone who is at all interested

[smileinthedark]

Consecrated [AO3]

Homestuck | Cronus Ampora/Eridan Ampora | Human/College AU | rated E

Going under the needle is easy: the whirr of the tattoo gun, the hours of patient sitting, even the ache settling deep in your shoulder blade all exactly what you expected and hoped for. What’s harder is the afterward, the waiting for your brother to confer his blessing, to drag his fingers over the fresh ink throbbing under your shirt and whisper his approval in your ear. Eridan Ampora finally gets himself inked with the other half of his brother’s unfinished tattoo, thinking he knows exactly what he’s signing up for. He doesn’t, and when reality of what it actually means to have Cronus living under his skin crystalizes, it lands like revelation.

Out just in time for 4/13. Companion piece to Water on the Rise. Once again, please heed all the warning tags and, if possible, enjoy.

[smileinthedark]

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[smileinthedark]

Consecrated [AO3]

Homestuck | Cronus Ampora/Eridan Ampora | Human/College AU | rated E

Going under the needle is easy: the whirr of the tattoo gun, the hours of patient sitting, even the ache settling deep in your shoulder blade all exactly what you expected and hoped for. What’s harder is the afterward, the waiting for your brother to confer his blessing, to drag his fingers over the fresh ink throbbing under your shirt and whisper his approval in your ear. Eridan Ampora finally gets himself inked with the other half of his brother’s unfinished tattoo, thinking he knows exactly what he’s signing up for. He doesn’t, and when reality of what it actually means to have Cronus living under his skin crystalizes, it lands like revelation.

Out just in time for 4/13. Companion piece to Water on the Rise. Once again, please heed all the warning tags and, if possible, enjoy.

[otiksimr]

I remember back in my compulsory education they taught us to use the keyboard like this but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single person type like this ever.

[otiksimr]

this is probably a good post to have a poll huh.

Were you...

Taught how to touch type. Does touch type *(or similar position).

Taught how to touch type. Doesn't touch type.

Not touch how to touch type. Does touch type *(or similar position).

Not touch how to touch type. Doesn't touch type.

Voting ended onApr 6

the *(Or similar position)s is for people that follow the general format except for maybe one finger or a few keys. (I.e you follow this formatting aside from the pinky finger keys, use any finger for spacebar, etc etc).