Thunderfuck McPickuptruck

I'm Lost™

[smittywarbenheindjeinkinsthe5th]

Beans

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[smittywarbenheindjeinkinsthe5th]

Just making puke noises outside of peoples houses in a residential neighborhood during the pandemic

[smittywarbenheindjeinkinsthe5th]

Instructions unclear

Consuming treaty of versailles

[smittywarbenheindjeinkinsthe5th]

"Life is short, let's jerk eachother off."

-Weest

[smittywarbenheindjeinkinsthe5th]

"Balls deep in love with you" is a phrase i didn't need to know existed but it sure did cross my mind huh

[sdkjfskbfjdfajd-deactivated2021]

went into devilman crybaby blind…. what is going awnnnnnn!!!!!!

[starofkiwi]

if akira is devilman crybaby then ryo is angelman pissbaby

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

BITCH??? BITCH?!!?! BITCH!!!!!?!!

[g0ds-favorite]

[hoofpeet]

why are all pride flags just stripes make that shit like Wales

[hoofpeet]

slap a fuckin dragon on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[machine-elf-paladin]

imagine going to your job and one of your coworkers is the drinking out of this motherfucker:

what a power move. like, if nobody else says anything you can’t call them out because then you have to reveal your own degeneracy.  you just have to sit there knowing that that smug bastard got away with it.

[jiskblr]

“Neat logo! Is that a gaming company like Razer?“

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

“Eh, more of a toy company, actually.”

[tiefling-queer]

no literally i work with a dude who wears his bad dragon logo stuff to work. has a bad dragon sticker on his car. like when i was training the guy i saw his lanyard and was like ‘ah. noted.’ and we went about our business. and this was how literally everyone was about it for months.

then one day this kid we work with was like ‘wHy do you have a BAD DRAGON lanyard!?’ and bad-dragon-lanyard-guy was like ‘*shrug* i enjoy their products.’ ‘bUT they sell DILDOS???’ and i’ll never forget just the LOOK bad-dragon-lanyard-guy gave this kid when he was like ‘yes, i’m well aware’ with the tone in his voice just like ‘people are gay, nolan’

[fawkes-y]

@rose-court

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[demansiabites]

Okay, but how is this

[time-traveling-fetus]

[dashbork]

I’m at a loss for words

[pyramidschemeofthesun]

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

[froginakettle]

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

[thornheart-needs-a-break]

Growing up I had the foot of my bed against one wall, the side of it against another, and the head and one side open to the room. BUT! It was because my bed had a massive headboard that kept me protected from the unknown open room, and if I had turned the bed the other way I would have been sleeping with my back to the door and I do. not. like. that.

[chickenfarmersan]

[theknorthernking]

Incredible

[danspreludes-deactivated2022060]

I feel this on a spiritual level

[smittywarbenheindjeinkinsthe5th]

Falling

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