Chasing The Fall

[fireflysummers]

Tired: finding a sealed tomb from Egypt or some other non white culture and declaring it cursed

Wired: doing the same for the catholics

[invaderxan]

Listen, they found a sealed sarcophagus made of lead, buried under a centuries-old cathedral in an ancient city built above catacombs lined with human bones. If that doesn’t sound cursed to you, I don’t know what will!

[triplemoonascension]

[dontmean2bepoliticalbut]

[jamesscarstairs]

peeta mellark really was that bitch, pulling that “if it weren’t for the baby” line out of nowhere, oh he knew

[earlsgrey]

if peeta mellark was in the game of thrones universe, he would have won the throne in 2 seasons max

[mayfriend-archive]

#president snow aiming to kill them without making it a public spectacle #peeta; about to invent a pregnancy: oh haven’t you heard?

[creativefiend19]

Peeta whenever a mic is shoved under his nose

[gotouda]

holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading

[satelliteduster]

[amygdalae]

the online popularity of classic wizards is indicative of society finally beginning to heal n recover from the Harry Potter's influence

[amygdalae]

YES INDEED.....*cackles*

[golden-x-mage]

owning cats is mostly just about getting meowed at

[valtsv]

so proud of my organs for unionizing. would be great if it wasn't against me but you can't win them all i guess.

[monstermonstre]

when you go hit up google bc you want to know if that insane guy from riverdale was killed off for real & google hits you back

[forthegothicheroine]

I want to look at this tweet forever.

[omruc]

[fuit-snak]

We rollin

[astercrash]

I give these to you as a joke gift. You slip them on, laughing. You stand in them, finding the inner sole of the shoe was false and your foot punches straight through onto the dice below. Roll for damage.

[leannkimhill]

“Schitt’s Peaks” part 2.

[leannkimhill]

I made a thing. “Schitt’s Peaks.”

[mephostophilis]

thinking about how in the 1800s i would've just been able to leave my town, change my appearance and my name, and wander until no one knew who i was

[mephostophilis]

and then i would pretend to be a doctor and sell people fucked up little medicines

[thedivinemagnet]

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.