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[txttletale]

i like how in the few minutes before i realize thers some video game announcement thing happening it just looks like all my mutuals sponmtaneously started to posit new ideas from the horrible dimension

[junglejim4322]

Sometimes u have to remind yourself the risk of potential embarrassment is nothing in comparison to the risk of potential regret

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[junglejim4322]

Do you look at the “for you” page on tumblr

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 52 minutes

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[capacity2]

People acting like witnessing two people fuck in the park at 3am is traumatic and then log onto their rape fantasy side blog like ur all a bunch of whores anyways fuck you. it’s the park at 3am. Dark things happen in the dark it’s a beautiful thing really it’s like seeing a shooting star

[niceinchnails]

[badassdemonsword]

I fucked the soda jerk from Nighthawks

[floridakilo]

social media has evolved into such a voyeuristic spectacle over the last five to ten years its truly shocking to me like excluding tumblr 90% of the explore pages on other apps is just videos of peoples faces set to music or people talking directly to the camera etc etc......by contrast on tumblr there is still a sort of sheen of anonymity based on how its formatted and usually when you interact with a post you read or watch the content first and then learn the users identity second by clicking on their profile ie the dash is not just a wall of people filming themselves unless its a repost......i remember even only a couple of years ago there was a distinction between people who were influencers and got paid to film themselves 24/7 for instagram but now its like every average person on reels/tiktok is performing the same kind of theater for free......i cant imagine what that would do to your psyche long term

[ask-pacman]

The male bitch at cvs always got a rolex with a cracked glass no hourhand and hes got a cut like he was ran over by bull's at ru paul so we call him tweny dollar dandy I think hes been charging me extra for my vitamin e so i slipped him a viral strain and he dont work there anymore

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[fuckblast]

I like to scroll through is this AI subreddits and here are my favorite non AI photos

Woman with an iguana on her head in a Walmart. Real. Looks weird because of metal poles and subject matter, but commenters were quick to note all of God's creatures they have seen inside the megastore.

My cat got on a counter weird and broke my speaker. Real. Cats are weird. "Surely my cat cannot look like this." Must be new to cats. Some wondered why the brother took a pic instead of preventing a speaker catastrophe, but I think that's explanatory.

And the best

Ice fishing with the dog. Yes that's real. It's not AI and it's not really really shitty Photoshop. The light is reflected up off the ice and removes most expected shadows.

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[catluvr985]

[kuttithevangu]

The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards

[glitter-bonez]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

BAWAL UMIHI DITO [do not urinate here] sign, Philippines