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“Hagfish produce slime the way humans produce opinions—readily, swiftly, defensively, and prodigiously.”
Ok that’s a very good line actually
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Now this is good fucking content
“Hagfish produce slime the way humans produce opinions—readily, swiftly, defensively, and prodigiously.”
Ok that’s a very good line actually
Much
a masterpost
as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this
aaaaaa it’s autumn i gotta fuck *turns red and green and grows a humpback*
yamaguchi sayoko - anan 466 (1985)
Love what she’s done with the place.
*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad
Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If it’s not inherently hideous I’ll match it until it is.
Me, walking off a bus in a leather sports bra, body harness, mesh shirt, holographic skirt, over the knee striped socks, wedged high tops, and a cat purse: I am a beacon of sin and I Am Here!
You reblogged this and I’m sure you know I did that but I need you to know that I really did that.
im offended that yr trying to pass this off as ugly
sit down and think before you post
watch the whole thing, i’m begging you
this is NUTS
Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.
wait a second
I was waiting for blastbeats and I was not disappointed
This is so cute!
The type of quality content I like to see
Person: What do you and your friends talk about online
He looks like a fleshlight
It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.
So I actually wrote my dissertation about this and it’s not just that the Department of Defence (there’s an office in the Pentagon dedicated to liaising with Hollywood productions), but they effectively have a strangle-hold on how Hollywood portrays the US military since the DoD give permission for producers to use military hardware, without that permission the cost of filming sharply goes up and films end up extremely over-budget. So the producers can either drop any critical elements at the DoD’s discretion, or continue with a film which will barely be released at all and will never make its budget back.
Any American film which involves the military, know that the DoD probably signed off on it, or were directly involved with. Films like American Sniper and Zero Dark Thirty had a heavy government influence, the latter to falsely justify the methods the CIA used in finding and killing Osama bin Laden, which included torture.
It’s why the military figures are always the heros and there will never be a Hollywood film which is critical of the US military because of this. Just remember, whenever you see the US military in a Hollywood movie, it’s exactly what the Department of Defence want you to see. It’s not being hyperbolic when these types of films are called propaganda.
My reaction if rihanna was doing my makeup.
me doing jesus’ makeup trying to convince him not to send me to hell
So Rihanna just out here making Jesus Christ look like a bad bitch
I’m cryinnnnnn 😂 ^
This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour