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nutsacktorturer

fymo-blogs

Such a majestic creature...

rosepaya

stephexmachina

genuinely insane to me that bikinis are the Default swimwear marketed & sold to women. that's nylon underwear. & if you don't want to wear one people treat you like you're childish & insecure & suggest ways to "get over it"

stephexmachina

"i feel uncomfortable with the idea of wearing what amounts to fast-drying underwear in front of other people, many of them complete strangers" "have you tried gradually acclimating to showing more & more skin? have you tried being more confident? are you ashamed of your body? don't you want to show off your beach bod?" girl what the fuck are you talking about!!!

stephexmachina

wearing a bikini is all about confidence & self-love 🥰 but remember to wax all that icky yucky body hair first!!! 🤢 nobody wants to see that 🙅‍♀️

captainlordauditor

You say “I prefer a bathing suit that covers my back so it’s easier to apply sunscreen” and people look at you like you said you have two heads

fishpondfish

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

deepwang27

cute-catts

mrrrl

I made a comic about Furby babies and emotional neglect. As you do. (Click through for more legible resolution!)

pinniposting

FATASS seal yells at baby

via

goodlouse

more fanart of famous isopods

bird-gifs-collection-agency

ill just shake it all around! here i go!

perpetual-blogging-deactivated2

this will get to the right people

buried-in-stardust

Making a glass rabbit

[eng by me]

heystephen

i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

heystephen

thank god i screen shot it

[ID: a screenshot of a tiktok. text reads, “I thought I could wash my salt lamp in the dishwasher! You can’t apparently!” below the text a hand holds up the remains of a salt lamp: just the wooden stand that once supported the lamp itself. /end ID]