doggirlADHDposts

she/her // 22 // I'm a good girl and good girls obey mix of cute, funny and horny. minors will be boiled @ajthedork's lil sister

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[vampirekoolaid]

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[fluff-e-boy]

Constant occurrence where I’m like “I’m sort of pent up, but I’m an adult who can watch adult videos and jack off about it if I want to” and then I watch adult videos for like an hour and then turn off my laptop and realize ten minutes later that I completely forgot the “jorking it” step. I spent the whole hour critiquing the plot and camera work stonefaced and utterly flaccid

[fluff-e-boy]

Fully clothed and bored looking guy sitting on his bed making snide remarks about the quality of the lighting, camerawork, and sound design in this film and then you look at his laptop screen and it’s just pornography

[fluff-e-boy]

This is what I look like

[yasmin1000000]

Msg literally stands for Makes Shit Good so why would you not want it

[mrjoo22]

bnuuy :3

og pic:

[tobiosty]

General useful stuff!

Guides

How to make Crumbl Cookies!

How to bookbind!

How to pirate movies/shows

How to make frog plushies

How to make a Go-bag for emergencies

How to repair clothing

How to make different a03 kudos!

How to download videos/pictures/gifs from a website

How to make various chocolate desserts!

Tips and Tricks!

A03 formatting

Back stretches!

Depression tips

Adult cheat sheet

How to regulate and understand your emotions better

Disabling Windows 11 web search in search bar

Resources

Horror game recs!

Dca fic recs!

Hand references

Free Adobe photoshop

Artist resources

Free spotify

Pirating sites

Artist resources pt 2

Helpful random sites

Homemaking, gardening, sustainability

Free libraries!

Making stuff and doing things (free book pdf)

Healthcare (medicine discount websites, guide on how to pay hospital bills)

Alternative stuff to mega corporations

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[gnarlyghost]

‘Full System Reboot’

Get in touch if you’re looking for illustrations! Have some availability in a few weeks

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Meanwhile in Denmark: My mom knitted a hat for my cat

[charlesoberonn]

Meshi is the Hebrew word for 'silk' so whenever I hear "Dungeon Meshi' I don't think 'dungeon food' I think 'dungeon silk'

[charlesoberonn]

Marcille: *shows off her new elvensilk gown*

Senshi: That's actually my silk, I harvested it a few floors down from-

Marcille: *shooshs him with a finger, deadpan* Under no circumstances should you tell me where that silk came from.

[i-am-a-snom]

cc •)___\ Go drink some water.

[sanctuary-of-draconia]

I just woke up!

[i-am-a-snom]

cc • )___\ So did I.

cc û )___\ But sometimes having a cup of cold water when you wake up is great.

[forcesofnaturepokevids]

Is tea okay?

[i-am-a-snom]

cc •)___\ Tea is made primarily from water, so yes, that counts.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

[goflowolfog]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

this can't keep happening

[sugarcoatednightshade]

[pocketdogs]

dog is once again left with no choice but to use raggedy shoes as a pillow. if only he were able to lounge on some red sofa with the yellow cushions he likes so much. sadly, no such thing exists.

[dduane]

The best "online-ageism" rebuttal I think I've ever seen

Check this out.

...Gotta adapt this for myself to include CompuServe and Fidonet. :)

[doomhamster]

Reblogging for "I have usernames older than you".

[vaspider]

This username is older than a lot of people on Tumblr. I've been vaspider online since 1998.

My username can not only vote and drink, that bitch can rent a fucking car.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[juney-blues]

i don't know if she knows...

[girl-detector]