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im brooke and i'll kick your ass (they/them)

[catpop12343]

Reblog to give a trans girl a really cool sword

[eyezehuhh]

[sometimessmarmy]

Simple edible detergent pods recipe

I made a more advanced recipe here for all y’all that want something that looks more like a tide pod here, but that recipe is… intricate. So for all y’all who want just a simple detergent pod like these juicy looking packets, I’m here for you! 

Two components: edible plastic and juicy inside

First, the Plastic:

Ingredients:

2 packets (14g) Knox unflavored gelatin

6 tbsp water

Parchment paper

rectangular brownie pan

optional: ½ tbsp 7up or sprite

Instructions:

Boil the water, add gelatin mix (optional: add soda for flavor). Stir in until mix is completely melted. Let cool slightly. Cover brownie pan with parchment paper, and pour a very thin layer of gelatin mixture onto parchment. Place brownie pan into fridge and let sit overnight until hardened.

The next day, the juicy inside:

Obtain your favorite flavor of jello. Follow the instructions on the jello mix to make the jello, but don’t put it in the fridge. Let cool until room temperature.

Put it Together:

Remove edible plastic from the fridge and gently remove plastic from parchment. Cut into 5x2″ rectangles. Fold rectangle in half to create 2x2.5″ rectangles. Seal together long ends and use indirect heat to melt sides together. Leave the short end open. Pour room temperature jello into pouch and seal final end with indirect heat. Let cool in fridge a few hours, and then enjoy.

[forbiddencronch]

If any of you guys really have feelings for tide pods please use this recipe and don’t eat the real detergent pod. Stay safe friends!

[squiddlybop]

We have reached peak human-ing.

[scarletpath]

Imagine freaking out people that don’t know that these are edible.

[uncannycyke]

my working theory is that everyone who said they would leave tumblr after they banned porn really did leave for twitter and thats why tumblr has somehow gotten more bearable and twitter is now just. like that.

[uncannycyke]

to clarify, this isn’t even about porn. its about how the site saw a mass exodus of people after they banned porn and then takes like “himbo is ableist” ended up being twitter originals instead

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

Hamilton is American Hetalia and I mean that in the most scathing and hateful way possible

[nonbinary-hawke-deactivated2021]

Reminder that “tard” and all variations of it (“fucktard,” “libtard,” etc) are literally just a “PC” way of calling someone a r*t*rd and I’d really appreciate it if my mutuals stopped putting words like that on my dashboard.

[animatedamerican]

I had to get schooled on this one myself a while back; I’d mistakenly assumed it was meant to evoke “bastard”. But nope!

As ever, we learn better, we do better.

[commandtower-solring-go]

The same is true for the ‘reeeeeee’ noise.

[always-bookgasming]

^Important addition

Most of the people who say these things absolutely know what they mean, and choose to say them anyway. On the off chance that someone truly does not know what they mean, here’s your chance to learn and do better.

[kirby-appreciation]

Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

[kirby-appreciation]

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

[kirby-appreciation]

GUYS STOP REBLOGGIING THIS

[persimmon444-deactivated2021052]

Me trying to not go insane realizing that it’s 4 pm so soon it will be like 6 pm and I’ll have to start ‘winding down’ for the evening and then it’ll be 8 and then 10 and it’ll be time to do my evening activities and then it’ll be midnight and then it’ll be time for me to go to bed again just so I can wake up and be ever conscious of the passage of time and how meaningless it has become for another day and try to prevent myself from going insane again

[heresatoast]

Hey I know that we’re dealing with something huge right now but trump is trying to allow adoption agencies to refuse services to lgbtq+ families.... not only is this descrimination but there are TOO many children in the system for them to allow this. Those kids need homes.... I’m disgusted

[heresatoast]

My guess is that they’re trying to pass this kind of stuff while the country is distracted and focused on other things??? Don’t let up on the current movement at hand, but please give this the attention it needs to be stopped

[daddysdock-deactivated20260101]

i just googled this and it’s literally happening right now

[one-time-i-dreamt]

All of us on 4th of July:

[mysharona1987]

[singinginthecar]

for everyone wondering if these detention camps are real… yes they are. the proof for that is a google search away. this is why there were wide spread protests across india back in december. this is just one state. we didn’t want them to implement this nation wide. but millions of people have already been wrongfully declared as “illegal” and have basically been condemned as non-citizens of india… all because of a flawed citizenship register. if you want to help, please donate to CJP (citizens for justice and peace). they’re an ngo that are fighting legally to free a number of people from these detention camps (usually the ones that end up in these camps are people from lower castes/class and have virtually no resources to get help). CJP is also going to villages and setting up workshops, spreading awareness on how to go about defending their citizenship. they’ve been doing this work for a long time and you can learn more about them here.

edit: i just noticed that you can only donate if you’re an indian citizen… so if you are one, please consider donating. and if not, please share this so other indian citizens can see this and donate.

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."

[ithelpstodream]

[darkerskin-deactivated20170723]

Take this with you

[honeybrowns]

to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the privilege you have, watch this

[memewhore]

[grimeclown]

ROSS RUBBERNINJA? HUH? HELLO?

[margbarcis]

his wife left him for projared so he trained with communist monks high in the rocky mountains

[i-like-to-think-that-im-cool]

REBLOG!!!! SPREAD THIS PLS!!! EVERYONE IN OR AROUND VIDOR PLEASE STAY SAFE!!!

[threesideddream]

also, i hate that this needs to be stated, but there are lots of children, Black children, who use the internet, and it's irresponsible to have videos of brutality and death passed around casually where they can be exposed to it. they don't deserve that trauma, they inherit enough as it is.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[starlightomatic]

Btw the police tear gassed all the protestors in the area to clear the way for this photo op (source: multiple on-the-ground accounts, including a friend of mine who was there)