yes

bust it down, thotiana, but only if you want to, ‘cause in this house we follow the rules of consent.

[william-snekspeare]

I made a bearded dragon stuffed animal anyone wanna see?

[william-snekspeare]

behold… my beautiful son

[william-snekspeare]

o… oh my go d…

oh my god… !! lick!!! 😭

[tangelojack]

@skeleslime-phantom

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[toomanyfandomstocountcx]

The ides of March have come

[simpsons-latino]

[420stuffs]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

💰💵

[molotowcocktease]

What makes you cum?

5 million in my bank account.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

dead

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its been 15 days since i made this post and in them both jeffrey epstein & david koch died maybe this site really is cursed after all

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

there was one more istg if fbi puts me on a watchlist,

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

oh my Godddd five in 17 days

[y0urbestie]

like to charge reblog to cast

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[richietopzier-deactivated202005]

[lluviagf]

THE G IN GUITAR STANDS FOR GIRLS

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[fayesfairylights-deactivated202]

Sup hoes, come talk to your favorite wine mom

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

Hey yall, if you or anyone you know lives in Atlanta, please be aware that there is lyft driver out here trying to kidnap people. A woman on instagram said he attempted to kidnap her and she jump out the moving vehicle before he could attack. This is him.

please reblog and share to get the word out and keep everyone safe.

[jayymaad]

For my ATL followers plz be safe 🖤💚

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[weavemama]

PLEASE BE CAREFUL FOR ANYONE WHO USES “BLUEBUFFALO” FOR THEIR DOGS!!

[itsalburton]

@k9kesi

[indirispeaks]

And cats.  Blue Buffalo killed @sidneystrange ‘s cat.

[sidneystrange]

THIS THIS THIS!!

I’ve been telling everyone I know for YEARS not to buy Blue Buffalo.

This is the short story:

A few years ago I took my sick cat, Ankh, to the vet. The vet and vet tech asked what I fed her. I told them Blue Buffalo. They looked like I had just told them I fed her razor blades and cyanide. They diagnosed her with pancreatitis and said that nearly all of the cats they’d been seeing lately with pancreatitis were being fed Blue Buffalo.  They gave her medicine and sent her home.  Two days later she had a seizure and died right in my arms. 

The day after she died Hannibal started displaying the same symptoms she had so I panicked hard and took him to the vet.  Got the same meds and the same diagnosis.  Luckily Hannibal survived.

I wish Ankh had survived. She was only ten and the best cat I’ve ever had. Literally the best and five years later I still cry when I think about her.

FUCK BLUE BUFFALO.

[k9kesi]

I don’t know the full story behind the tweets above, but a Google search shows there HAVE been several recalls regarding this brand, especially in 2016. I would absolutely avoid as it is not worth the risk.

[taigas-den]

@ladycyon

[espikvlt]

Good god thank you so much for sharing this because I’ve lately been considering switching to this brand cus it’s supposed to be so much better than all the others but good god what the hell.

[daxondax]

I worked in a vet for a little while and I shit you not, when a dog came in with constant diarrhea they were always eating Blue Buffalo. We changed the food and the dog got better every time. Blue Buffalo is garbage food and never feed it to your pets.

[the-lowz-of-highz]

I’ve never heard of this brand but I love my dog with all of my heart and I’d be broken if I ever accidently fed her this and got her sick (people give me different dog food to try all the time). I’d hate for anyone else to lose their pet also.

[angelbabyspice]

um?? what the fuck? holy FUCK my boyfriend and I were just about to start feeding our cat blue buffalo omg

[merodygirl]

Wft really?? Im never going to buy that killer food!! Praying for your pets!

[kyller-biis-deactivated20180114]

I’m so glad I know this, I’d be heartbroken if my dog died

[princesstigerbelle]

[solange-lol]

settling a debate i had in my english class today

can you make half a sandwhich without making the whole sandwhich first?

(i.e. if you have one piece of bread and you cut it in half and use the halves to make a sandwhich, is that half a sandwhich or just a smaller-than-averege sandwhich?)

[batfangzz]

I was going to say yes but, No that is not half a sandwich because if it was half a sandwich then that would imply that there is another half to said sandwich and since there is not another half it is just a small sandwich made of two halves of one piece of bread. But if you were to cut said small sandwich in half and eat one of those halves then you would eat half of a sandwich. Does my answer suffice?

[solange-lol]

but you have one piece of bread thay you cut in half. maybe you cut the ingredients in half as well. while the second half of the sandwhich may not have been made, it still exists as a half. the half of an unexisting whole.

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

Now I am sure: everyone on Tumblr has some serious drugs in their system

also, if you never have a second half of the sandwich, there was never any halves to begin with and this it is just a smaller than average sandwich

[batfangzz]

@solange-lol nO, hypothetically let’s say you had one piece of bread and you cut it in half then that would be two pieces of bread. you have one piece of lettuce, one slice of cheese and one slice of whatever meat you want, let’s say turkey. Then you cut all the things in half, excluding the bread. then you would be making ONE very small and thicc sandwich made out of a bunch of stuff cut in half. 

So the sandwich is made of halves but the sandwich itself is not a half because there was no other half ever to exist. There is no other piece to make it whole because it’s already whole.

.5 = 1/2 

.5 + .5 = 1 

sandwich ÷ 2 =.5 of sandwich 

Sandwich is not  ÷ 2 so sandwich = 1 

half piece of bread + half piece of bread = whole sandwich

[solange-lol]

but if its not closed by an edge, is it really a whole sandwhich?

[canyoujustfuckoffalready]

not to join any debate but i’d say that it does have an edge that does that. an edge is the closest part of the object to the space outside of the object, it’s the limit of it and the sandwhich ends where the edge comes in and so the edge closes it. i dont think that whether there is a crust at that edge matters. a sandwhich with its crust removed is still a sandwhich, id say. 

[solange-lol]

okay fair enough, but thats not to say another whole doesnt exist. because even if you only made the half of the sandwhich, if you made another half of a sandwhich, it makes a whole. they don’t necessarily need to be part of the same sandwhich to make a whole, and therefore is a half

so even without the existence of another half, that isnt to say the sanwhich cant make a whole because the existence of another half to make it a whole is not out of the quesion

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[jehovahhthickness]

On god???? Ok!!!!

[namjoon-nsfw-blog-deactivated20]

I’m not fucking risking it

[aierie--dragonslayer]

This is the second money-post I’ve seen today. Must be a sign.

[1892]

i bought a small little paddington bear in a cute little bag for $0.49 today and the bag said “please take care of this bear!” and there was a little note in the bag from someone named jay that was for someone named emma that said that this little bear was a good luck charm and that if you took care of it you would have good luck wherever you went so what im trying to say is its my most prized possession

[1892]

[dare-i-say-asexual]