Worm on a string

Frogue

[hawkpartys]

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

[pansyfemme]

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Voting ended onJul 30

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[olreid]

help

[catgirlhell]

[berkeleygirl3]

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[clowniconography]

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes