slow me a smooth one

hold up hold up, Playstation?

[erarg]

[pjackk]

Ants on a raft for dinner

[dogpuppy]

[gammadoppler]

ok well ive had my fun with this little game nothing can top making indiana jones sound like he's elvis trying not to cum

[dogpuppy]

[markovchaingang]

guy who jerks off to anime girls from korean gacha games: those fucking wokealizers changed the valentines event line from "i love you, selfinsert-kun" to "i like you, selfinsert-kun". (((they))) literally can't stop trying to push their cuck agenda onto you

gal who jerks off to the spy from team fortress 2: lol i'm such a freaaaak haha. unlike those moids with their boring generic hear me outs mine are stuff like slightly abnormal hollywood actors or buff and menacing humanoid monsters

guy who jerks off to diagrams of planes: actually it's pretty normal, you know. plenty of people do it

[shaunofthedead-deactivated20231]

this insane graphic on the back of a saw dvd

[sata-cable]

X

[crittaslink]

I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

whats good homeboy

[only-bee-in-ur-bonnet]

this image is so fucking funny what the fuck does this even mean or represent

[ladyorlandodream]

[orphanedsource]

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

[arthoesunshine]

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

[makomoriz]

Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life, Amy Krouse Rosenthal

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem