S'mores-tan

Funny, sexy, fandom, writing. Just a little bit of the nerd girl experience.

[bestrooftalkever]

[baby-fights]

Please do yourself a favor and unmute this.

[cadney]

…Okay I know this doesn’t fit in with my blog content but this hamburger is really important to me, so.

[mapurrr]

Who is she

[nitocrisss]

i was just trying to remember what this pic reminded me of

and then it came to me

[buckeed-deactivated20170403]

#SIR ARE YOU AWARE YOUR HOBBIT IS MISSING

[djphil9999]

[memewhore]

[best-hentai-ever]

Performance Review via /r/Tentai http://ift.tt/1wjQvcF Thanks, NaugtT of reddit!

[kerie-prince]

[smorestan-blog]

Me as a teen

[parachute-escape]

[smorestan-blog]

YEAH!! XD

[pleasure-hentai]

FEEL OUR INNER FANTASY XOUL Passion in your Fantasy

[takaramonos]

[smorestan-blog]

Maybe I should do more talking through puppets. Either they'll think I'm nuts and back the fuck up, or they'll talk to the puppet instead of me.

[teenagepics]

[smorestan-blog]

Aren't we all?

[justasimplerachel]

ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because

pew pew

[geoaces]

i fucking hate this website

[angryaroacedragon]

its 3am and there are tears streaming down my face because of this

[pleatedjeans]

via

[smorestan-blog]

That's awful! D:

[micdotcom]

Watch: Mic’s Liz Plank spread her legs on the subway to prove an important point about manspreading

Increasingly, the way you sit on public transit is becoming something of a political act. Labeled “manspreading” after its most frequent offender, people who spread their legs wide on subways and buses have been the target of much public ridicule recently, culminating in a new anti-manspreading campaign in places like New York City.

This more official solution was met with loud protests from men’s rights activists, including a petition in Toronto that claims men need to take up more space by virtue of their genitalia and posture.

Intrigued by this outrage, Mic decided to put the logic of these MRAs to test and find out if men really were being unfairly targeted. Do men take up more space just because they can? What happens when women act the same way?

[darkenedgamr]

Do I need to pull biology into this like so many other have done?

It isn’t about men being gross or shit like that.

It’s because their biology demands it to be comfortable.

[smorestan-blog]

I was writing every single part of it off as bullshit until this here… Who’s balls are a meter wide? If that were the case, biology would demand you can’t walk.

[darkenedgamr]

The male pelvis is a completely different shape than a females:

As you can see it is smaller and narrower than the female pelvis. The joints that connect to the pelvis are connects at completely different angles. A man’s balls sit outside the body to get air circulation because all those little unborn cells in there can only be kept at a certain temperature.

Pick up a god damn book outside of the fucking Hunger Games and Twilight saga and read something that pertains to the human anatomy.

[smorestan-blog]

I know enough about anatomy to know women have wider pelvises than men, hence the term “birthing hips” Even the image you linked shows that.

And trying to say I don’t read anything other than teen lit? Right, because that’s not patronizing because somebody noticed you said something that’s incorrect. A man doesn’t need 3 seats for his dick and balls. If he does, he needs an ambulance and not a subway ride because there’s some severe swelling he need treated immediately. Most seats are even designed with the idea of 1 man per seat. You’re just pissed off somebody said “If these are designed even with men in mind, why does 1 guy need 3 damned seats?” And your answer to that was stupid.

[darkenedgamr]

If someone is taking up a shit ton of room, then ask him to scoot over.

But when someone decides to spread their legs a bit to let their under carriage breath or to be comfortable while taking up some some room, ask them to again, scoot over and give you some room.

But again, biology asks for the need to be comfortable in any possible way. And three seats? Really? You can’t ask him to move? You can’t ask the fucker to move his legs so you can sit down?

As for assuming to read teen lit I apologize I’m just getting really fucking angry as of late.

[smorestan-blog]

It’s a simple math thing. I see it frequently and normally it’s not “GENDER WAR”, he’s just being a shit, Since the seats are often designed by other men who have to solve things, test them, and remember things like “About half the people riding this have testicles.” like “Okay, if females take up a box sized area with roughly equal sized shoulders and hips, and men have narrower hips and wider shoulders than most women, and you can only realistically fit people shoulder to shoulder, using the size of the average man their ‘box’ is N wide and Y deep, adding X amount of space to accommodate for motion. Most men at dinner tables and desks or other seating sit with their knees shoulder width apart for comfort as opposed to the width of their pelvis. So a seat should be N inches wide based on the average shoulder/torso width of a man with, with Y for average legs deep, X inches for motion per seat” Even if you’re not in engineering classes and stuff they had math problems like that in school. Or if you’ve even built or reconstructed furniture.

Big thing is, you keep saying “It’s their junk!” when that’s already been thought of in the design of a seat. I don’t scream “It’s my period!” anytime I do something selfish. Big problem is, it’s costing people in transport time and money because a lot of guys who do this don’t do that in other places they’d be sitting, such as dinner or work.

I do ask people to move, and it’s a 50/50 whether it’ll be met with wrath for intruding upon “their space”, which happens to actually be owned by the city. You feel like taking that chance every time when you could get a seat or you could get stabbed?

Big thing is… You keep saying “It’s biology!” when that was already thought about in the creation of the space. You’re too blinded by it being a “gender issue” as opposed to some guys are acting like shits because while they may feel “entitled” it may not be “male entitlement” so much as he’s selfish and it’s costing the transit system money. Everybody’s fuckin’ money, and you’re saying it’s his balls that make him act like a shithead. Isn’t that kinda’ stupid and sexist against men?

[darkenedgamr]

What? I’m being sexist against men?

Let me explain something now. That Liz chick, is taking up a shit ton of room on that train. She is being way to fucking obvious if she wanted it to be a fucking test if you will. Second; People are going to be dicks in general. If the dude won’t fucking move after you ask nicely, then find a spot you can sit. If you cannot find a spot then go back and tell the bastard off. Look at the dude that took the picture of Liz. Look at the picture of the dudes in the train. Those are the spreads I am talking about. That is what people are fucking getting upset about. If some dumbfuck is going to take up three fucking spaces then you bring it up but when he is sitting in a fucking relaxed position like the dude that took the picture, then you shouldn’t fucking complain. No I wasn’t being sexist again either because mother fucker people in general are dicks. I never made one assumption that men have balls so their dicks.

So sit your ass down the way you find relaxing and comfortable that won’t obstruct everyone else’s commute. You can tell them off if they are seriously taking that much room, the amount of room that Liz herself is taking. But when they are sitting in a relaxed position, again like the dude taking the photo, shut the fuck up and remember that this is how men can sit so their balls can fucking breath or so they don’t crush their undercarriage.

[smorestan-blog]

Your whole thing is violently railing that guys should be able to be unreasonable about this because they have testicles. That's saying that they should be able to act like a selfish child because of their balls. And you're getting pissed off at me and talking to me in a way I somehow suspect you wouldn't to another man. Did you watch the entirety of the video where they said it's a common enough problem that there are ads on the subway with reminders "Hey! Other people are here!" and shit like that? You're so wrapped up in blaming the woman and defending "MEN'S RIGHTS AND BIOLOGY!" you're not thinking about what would be reasonable behavior for a man. Taking up 2 or 3 seats worth of space on a train car that even had comfort figured into the seating space is not being reasonable, and saying "It's because men X" or "because women won't consider Y" is sexist. Saying men act selfishly because they have testicles is very sexist. And the guy taking the photo is fine. His knees are shoulder-width apart as seat would account in the design of it. Her partner in the video DOES take up 3 seats and talks about how powerful it felt. The guy taking the photo isn't a problem..

[miyamuras]

Timeline 2's Dream Team: Mami, Madoka, and Homura ♥

[smorestan-blog]

If witches forms are based on important things in their lives... How much laundry did this kid do before she died?

[smorestan-blog]

Ugh! I come back to Tumblr and there's not even comedy and decent porn on my dash! Just people saying stupid things they didn't think through all the way.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Mic’s Liz Plank spread her legs on the subway to prove an important point about manspreading

Increasingly, the way you sit on public transit is becoming something of a political act. Labeled “manspreading” after its most frequent offender, people who spread their legs wide on subways and buses have been the target of much public ridicule recently, culminating in a new anti-manspreading campaign in places like New York City.

This more official solution was met with loud protests from men’s rights activists, including a petition in Toronto that claims men need to take up more space by virtue of their genitalia and posture.

Intrigued by this outrage, Mic decided to put the logic of these MRAs to test and find out if men really were being unfairly targeted. Do men take up more space just because they can? What happens when women act the same way?

[darkenedgamr]

Do I need to pull biology into this like so many other have done?

It isn’t about men being gross or shit like that.

It’s because their biology demands it to be comfortable.

[smorestan-blog]

I was writing every single part of it off as bullshit until this here… Who’s balls are a meter wide? If that were the case, biology would demand you can’t walk.

[darkenedgamr]

The male pelvis is a completely different shape than a females:

As you can see it is smaller and narrower than the female pelvis. The joints that connect to the pelvis are connects at completely different angles. A man’s balls sit outside the body to get air circulation because all those little unborn cells in there can only be kept at a certain temperature.

Pick up a god damn book outside of the fucking Hunger Games and Twilight saga and read something that pertains to the human anatomy.

[smorestan-blog]

I know enough about anatomy to know women have wider pelvises than men, hence the term “birthing hips” Even the image you linked shows that.

And trying to say I don’t read anything other than teen lit? Right, because that’s not patronizing because somebody noticed you said something that’s incorrect. A man doesn’t need 3 seats for his dick and balls. If he does, he needs an ambulance and not a subway ride because there’s some severe swelling he need treated immediately. Most seats are even designed with the idea of 1 man per seat. You’re just pissed off somebody said “If these are designed even with men in mind, why does 1 guy need 3 damned seats?” And your answer to that was stupid.

[darkenedgamr]

If someone is taking up a shit ton of room, then ask him to scoot over.

But when someone decides to spread their legs a bit to let their under carriage breath or to be comfortable while taking up some some room, ask them to again, scoot over and give you some room.

But again, biology asks for the need to be comfortable in any possible way. And three seats? Really? You can’t ask him to move? You can’t ask the fucker to move his legs so you can sit down?

As for assuming to read teen lit I apologize I’m just getting really fucking angry as of late.

[smorestan-blog]

It's a simple math thing. I see it frequently and normally it's not "GENDER WAR", he's just being a shit, Since the seats are often designed by other men who have to solve things, test them, and remember things like "About half the people riding this have testicles." like "Okay, if females take up a box sized area with roughly equal sized shoulders and hips, and men have narrower hips and wider shoulders than most women, and you can only realistically fit people shoulder to shoulder, using the size of the average man their 'box' is N wide and Y deep, adding X amount of space to accommodate for motion. Most men at dinner tables and desks or other seating sit with their knees shoulder width apart for comfort as opposed to the width of their pelvis. So a seat should be N inches wide based on the average shoulder/torso width of a man with, with Y for average legs deep, X inches for motion per seat" Even if you're not in engineering classes and stuff they had math problems like that in school. Or if you've even built or reconstructed furniture.

Big thing is, you keep saying "It's their junk!" when that's already been thought of in the design of a seat. I don't scream "It's my period!" anytime I do something selfish. Big problem is, it's costing people in transport time and money because a lot of guys who do this don't do that in other places they'd be sitting, such as dinner or work.

I do ask people to move, and it's a 50/50 whether it'll be met with wrath for intruding upon "their space", which happens to actually be owned by the city. You feel like taking that chance every time when you could get a seat or you could get stabbed?

Big thing is... You keep saying "It's biology!" when that was already thought about in the creation of the space. You're too blinded by it being a "gender issue" as opposed to some guys are acting like shits because while they may feel "entitled" it may not be "male entitlement" so much as he's selfish and it's costing the transit system money. Everybody's fuckin' money, and you're saying it's his balls that make him act like a shithead. Isn't that kinda' stupid and sexist against men?