Snaddy Art Inc.

bisexual chaos creature | chronically ill | she/he/they | (at times an artist) • !MDNI!

[snad-tificallyproven]

got wildly hoodwinked by a one-time-I-dreamt post and so I had to make the dream come true

For your viewing (and painting) pleasure:

Gandalf Big Naturals: the coloring book.

anyone who sees this is ofc encouraged to paint, draw, print and color to your hearts content, just please don't use it commercially, since I made this with my own two goblin hands.

Behold, five pages, and a front + back page, under an expansion because this is probably 18+ (?) and there are cartoon boobs involved

(Gandalf big naturals my beloved)

enjoy

(company logo by very skilled partner)

[softservewidow]

[konoko]

[achillesinhighheels]

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

[petaltexturedskies]

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[the-haiku-bot]

Free service with no

ads: Okay so these guys are

stealing my data

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[probuccalfat]

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

[susandsnell]

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

[susandsnell]

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

[susandsnell]

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

[banhmigoddess]

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[free-my-mindd]

[liberalsarecool]

"I want children to suffer" is the ultimate flex by red-pilled conservative anti-feminist dorks who are equally racist when screeching about birth rates dropping.

[snad-tificallyproven]

now I understand that recording in a public space is totally legal and allowed, but recording the sound of someone's voice without their knowledge and full consent is a federal crime and as such everyone with those "super fancy" camera glasses is actually committing a felony

[guerrillatech]