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Figuring out what I would want to shout into my void.

[snailbees]

Watch out bitches I’m replying to peoples posts now

[whyenn-reader]

wow. it really is what you make of it.

[whyenn-reader]

every day i wake up and have the best day of my life bc i said so

[whyenn-reader]

failed my english class, im gonna kill myself

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[snailbees]

Hypothesis: no matter how bad the haircut is you have to pretend you love it everyday

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[saccharinescorpion]

gotta keep reminding myself

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[64mpg]

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

[64mpg]

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

[forestgreenandgray]

does anyone know why this happens ?

[sceptixfakemon]

TAG YOURSELF WHAT'S YOUR FAVE MEDIEVAL HELMET

[islandoforder]

nothing more real than a humanities professor making tea in her office while she prepares to tell you, a student, the ins and outs of department academic drama

[snailbees]

guys if there’s do it scared and do it bored I think there’s also do it embarrassed

[faggoblin]

if kristen applebees met hj wingstreet, she would look that twink in the eye, and say "Handjob Wingstop" as the verbal component to a sunbeam spell and blast his ass to kingdom come

[charl0ttan]

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

[oscarjamesleigh]

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.