Escargo Evil Lair

Snailmail’s Side Piece (meme blog)

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[youremysunshine8]

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

[olive-wreath]

[pukicho]

Opinion on monkeys?

Yeah… I GUESS you could say I’m a fan

[pukicho]

[hexedvampire]

mutuals i'm coming over to be annoying and meow loudly

[tvd-doe-deactivated20260205]

[herpsandbirds]

GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[rosieandthemoon]

I am cordially inviting all of you to post this in the comments/reblogs of any and every Al post you come across, on any platform. Especially useful for accounts who “teach” people how to use Al.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[infizero]

bringing back my too woke opinion that you should be allowed to change labels without the previous one being incorrect

[infizero]

i think you should be allowed to identify as trans without retroactively saying you were also trans in the past. i think the "born this way" rhetoric is limiting and you should be able say stuff like "i was fully a girl when i was a kid and now im a boy" without it invalidating your current identity but maybe that's just me

[dragon-in-a-fez]

no post has ever altered my brain chemistry as much as "can only you see the time being?"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

in case you're not familiar:

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[ordinarysparkplug]

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke