[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[yenvengerberg]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season 1, Episode 4 | Season 3, Episode 5

[kookiedeadbutterflies]

You can tell the difference in Lestat’s intent based on who was telling the story.

In Claudia’s version of events, Lestat was being cruel by making her watch Charlie burn. Grabbing her with his hands and forcing her to gaze as his face melted. His face is serious as he tortures her with this lesson.

In Lestat’s memories, he was holding Claudia’s hand the entire time as she watched Charlie burn in front of her. His face is melancholic and tearful as he likely recalls Nicki being burned by Armand. He was enduring the pain with her in real time.

Claudia never knew any of this because she never looked back to see his face.

[dark-eyedcupid]

imagine being called a bottom twink by the kid who moaned when you telekinesis-ed him to his knees in the 70s. armand should be worse

[dorothylarouge]

[thestuffedalligator]

This was the last episode of the first season of The Twilight Zone and they never dared to do anything as fucking funny as this again.

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[kosmogrl]

july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good

[minerva-yearns]

thank you. you were amazing. is such a devastating goodbye in literally any circumstance. neil is a poet.

[ankle-beez]

sheep detectives is finally out on digital which means i can show you guys one of the funniest movie scenes of the year so far

[dementeddaddydexter]

I also don't know if any of you have read my AFTG Penny Dreadful AU (very niche, deeply self indulgent, mostly did it for @violets-and-books) but you guys can also follow me for updates about that on here since I'll be posting about it here as well 💞

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[depsidase]

[trapny]

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

[v11chel]

Happy birthday to Junior over here

[lexicanons]

Ilya and Shane bring Svetlana over to the Hollanders’ house when she comes up to Ottawa for a visit. Her and Yuna instantly bond over their love of hockey. David jokingly says they should start a podcast after listening to them talk about hockey all night. ‘The 105ers’ video and audio podcast is born, and it quickly becomes the #1 hockey podcast. Despite the name, they don’t (officially) let Ilya and Shane on the show. This doesn’t stop Ilya from crashing the set and plopping down next to Yuna as her and Svetlana discuss Nashville’s defensive woes. Listeners and views can sometimes hear Shane giving commentary off camera. Scott Hunter is brought on as a guest and you can clearly hear Ilya off camera say, “Mama won’t let me be on the podcast but allows this old man!”

[tearsanctuary]

“why are you getting frustrated with your characters? you write them, they can do whatever you want”

NO THEY CAN’T. this little fuckers have some psychological power over me i CANNOT MAKE THEM DO SHIT

[l0stn3v3rf0und]

Everytime I try to make my idiots do anything I get a little voice in my head that screams: THEY WOULD NOT FUCKING DO THAT

[disabled-reblogs]