snek

18+ ::: i like fanfiction and i write

[snakewrites9206]

Masterlist

All my fics are fem!reader unless stated otherwise. Some use Y/N, some don’t.

If you ever want to find any of my fics or my fic related ramblings, search “#fics by foxbee”! (If any links do not work, don’t hesitate to say!)

ANTHONY LOCKWOOD (Lockwood & Co.)

“3 times you and Anthony Lockwood caught each other sleeping, and the 1 time both of you said ‘screw it.’”

Sleep was rare and sacred at 35 Portland Row. So when you and Anthony Lockwood wander upon each other asleep from time to time, you two do your best not to interrupt. That is, until uncovered feelings make it a bit hard to sleep.

PART 1  PART 2  PART 3  PART 4 (final)

HARVEY SPECTER (Suits)

My Tailor

Mike has to get a new suit. Why wouldn’t Harvey recommend the best tailor in NYC? Probably because he doesn’t like her getting so close to everyone’s “inseam.”

Who did this? 

Harvey sees bruises on [Reader]’s wrists. What is the full story? (TW: Abuse)

[eternallyniah]

Right now i need a fat blunt in between my lips a twisted tea in my left hand and a hot 6'5 short tempered man in the right hand and then i just maybe i can go to sleep

[jiimeniita]

[grapes0duh]

My policy: You're never allowed to goon until you've done your homework.

[piouscoffeelover]

i miss you 2012 avengers. i miss you the avengers tower. i miss you irondad and spiderson. i miss you meme lord shuri and peter. i miss you loki lingering in the tower for no other reason than that he's the main love interest. i miss you poptart-eating thor. i miss you grumpy bucky barnes. i miss you old man, chronically offline steve rogers. i miss you clint in the vents. i miss you girls night with wanda and natasha. i miss you resurrected, shamelessly flirty pietro. i miss you clueless, socially inept vision. i miss you the rare bruce banner feature. i miss you sassy sam wilson. i miss you cheeky reader who always called fury by his first name. i miss you christmas avengers blurbs in the middle of the fanfiction written by an autistic 14 year old. i miss you 😔😔😔

[emmaharwoods]

what working a 15 hour shift with the devil himself does to a woman

[phoenixyfriend]

Brush your teeth.

If there is ONE PIECE of hygiene you can do, one rote activity that you can muster the spoons for in the evening, make it your teeth.

Shower? You can skip a shower for one night and just wipe yourself down with a damp towel. Brush your teeth.

Skincare? You can pare down the steps, and your skin can heal from a bit of acne. Enamel can't. Brush your teeth.

Brushing your hair? Fuck it, get a buzz cut! Get a protective style! Your hair will grow back, but your teeth won't! Brush your teeth.

Flossing would be good. Mouthwash would be good. But if you can muster up the energy for just one task, brush your teeth.

And if you can't even manage that, chew some sugar-free gum. If nothing else, it will scrub away a bit of the bacteria and catch some stray food that's loose enough to get with the sticky stuff.

But your enamel doesn't grow back and cavities are a bitch.

(I once had seventeen, during my senior(?) year of college. I know. I know. I have been there. The dentistry was hell then, and honestly it still is now: I consider myself lucky if I have less than three fillings that need repair when I go in for a cleaning, and a miracle when there are none. I am not talking at you from my high horse: I am a crab in the bucket with you, but I'm trying to pull you out with me.)

Today, I told my sister to prioritize teeth over skincare because skin heals and enamel doesn't, and she said "really?"

So yeah, this is the PSA: really. Your enamel doesn't grow back.*

Brush your teeth.

* No, the Alzheimer's drug isn't relevant here.

[dohdohisland]

this book lowkey changed my life

[ramenyul]

project hail mary is like i'll make you believe that friendship will save the world. i'll make you remember that our society rests on the backs of teachers and scientists. i'll make you see that even the most cowardly can be brave. i'll make you horny for sandra huller. thank you greatest scifi film of the last 10 years

[snakewrites9206]

I love project hail mary!!! I love the concept of humanity in the face of almost certain doom!!! I love that grace and rocky make jokes in the face of impossible tasks!!! Because living without jokes and love and humanity isnt living at all!!

[girlwhateverdawg]

brat tamer duncan but he threatens to clout you in the ear instead of spank you

[isayfuckitall]

fic where ryland grace accidentally discovers he’s asexual while doing extremely sleep deprived research and accidentally clicks on a link to asexuality instead of asexual reproduction

[thevoidisscreamingbackatyou]

hi everyone bringing back a "lets all thank ao3 volunteers"

the Great AO3 Shutdown sucks but its not the volunteers fault. thank you fellow readers for your hard work. signed, a survivor of the 2023 hacker shutdown

[natti-ice]

[cowpokemythology]

how i’m gonna be moving after watching the first episode of knight of the seven kingdoms tonight

(ser duncan the tall, you will be mine. i will not be bewitched by the evil targaryen.)

[trix-or-treatz]

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

[zanerose]

I love deeply traumatized men with haunted eyes. Like hell yeah babe look at me as if I'm the only good thing you've ever known.

[snoopysupe]

tower fics are so back baby