divine PUNishment

Fern || 25+ || ♎ || she/her

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[dailyfigures]

Marcille Donato & Falin Touden ; Delicious in Dungeon ☆ FuRyu

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

[the-rainbow-suit-dude]

[2birds1pencil]

*insert piping plover emojis here*

[arthur-dentist]

I'm literally working outside of work hours rn (taking a lil break) to enter plover data bc these little buggers are so busy rn I spend all of my time in the field

[isaacsapphire]

I adore that this got in front of someone who was indeed working plovertime.

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[cactifish]

Do not separate them; they're a packaged deal!

The Wheedle sprite is heavily edited and his outfit was drawn completely from scratch! The only things I didn't change were his hair (he would say it needs no fixing anyway) and his neck. I changed his face a little to match how I draw him! For those unfamiliar with my ship Scam Likely, they have an ambiguous relationship early on and they don't address that they're dating, still only referring to each other as business partners. They then decide to get married 'for the benefits'.

[oneheadtoanother]

[holedyke]

obsessed with this pic from the wiki for kneading (cats)...eternal sweetness....

[karatekamania]

ppl on tumblr talk about having headcanons for characters like it's activism

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”