Snarks and Snags

Call me Sas, if you will, Snarks if you won't. I enjoy sarcasm, random acts of kindness and tea.

[mansons-horror-queen]

Credit to @ Halfafro on Instagram

[thecommonchick]

*on phone* 

Mom: Did you take the chicken out the freezer? 

Me: Yes. 

*hangs up*

[ratfightbehindthefridge]

I just want everyone to know that your microwave has a button that says “defrost.” It’s not the same as heating it. 30 minutes on defrost will thaw a chicken to the same temp as if it’d been sitting out all day.

You’re welcome.

[sanfrancisco-dork]

Reblog to save thousands of kids, teenagers, young adults, a like that go through (getting their ass whooped when “i” get home.)

[will5nevercome]

Anne of La Mancha

(Buy a print of this comic)

[escapekit]

The Monster Project

I’ve posted in the past about this awesome project that helps show kids the power of imagination. Without any guidelines elementary school students are asked to draw a monster. The finished drawings are sent to artists around the world who recreate them using  3D illustrations, animations, and paintings. The finished works and then sent back to the children. 

[darthbanes-deactivated20160626]

@benbensolo​

Make me choose: Luke or Leia

[hoechloin]

On Set of DuJour

[colethewolf]

I feel like this is Stiles body-swapped with Derek and he’s just having a grand ol’ time with muscles, and stubble, and werewolf strength. Meanwhile, Derek inside of Stiles’ body is just watching from across the room like:

[yorickalas]

[spikedluv]

Word.

[inmediasras]

A friend of mine posted this. Reblog to save a life!

[gnomer-denois]

goodrx.com will find the cheapest pharmacies in your area for your prescriptions and offers a discount program at no cost for some pharmacies (some don’t require the prescription to be cheaper at that pharmacy, it will provide a link to the discount card if it’s needed to get the cheaper price).

[inali]

Thank y'all so much. I have to wait 60 days to get insurance through my work. I just went to CVS to get my prescription for lisinopril and carvedilol and they wanted $65 for them. ($15 for lisinopril and $49 for carvedilol). This could save me so much money until I get my insurance!

[thatdiva]

@inali I saved 50% by getting mine filled at Sam’s Club. I’ve heard great things about Costco, too. I would rather use Costco. I’m not trying to line WalMart’s pockets. I just do not have the $$ to pay for the one prescription I take. Hope it works out for you.

[atwarinthedas-deactivated201607]

Seconding GoodRX!!! It’s also an app, and really useful for transmen as it brings the cost of testosterone down from $100+ to around $50 for a 3 month supply!!

[snarksandsnags]

GoodRX is the shit guys, seriously go get it because it's amazing and saves you so much

[tinyadventureclub]

Hey you, did you remember to take your medication? 

Did you remember just now because of this post? Go do that now and earn this badge!

[renamonkalou]

A cup of tea?! Yes please!!

[athenadark]

DO NOT MICROWAVE THE WATER

it really messes up the tea, it doesn’t matter if you use an electric kettle, or a pot on the cooker, or even an iron bucket over the fire but do not use the microwave

[sokkarockedya]

this might be my favorite tweet ever

[thelilnan]

his head is just oozing out of the suit like its own entity I don’t like it

[awharrys]

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

More vines like this

[virtuheaux]

I support this motion 10000% ^^

[frogmp3]

this is the sweetest gesture i’ve ever seen

[blogtitletaken]

Aw, aw this was so sweet. I thought it was going to be another jump scare but instead it was just lovely.

[snarksandsnags]

The signs when tired

Literally no patience. Threatens to cut your throat every 0.5 seconds, then proceeds to cry: Aries, Pisces, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Scorpio

Stares into the abyss. Laughs at everything. Questions life itself and can't focus on anything: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

[scoobydoomistakes]

How it Probably Happened

Bob the animator: “Ok, so, there’s gonna be a broken piece of a sign that says ‘KL’ on it. Can you draw that?”

Frank the animator: “Yeah, sure, how’s this look?”

Bob the animator: “Well, if it was ACTUALLY a broken piece of a sign that says ‘Klondike,’ it wouldn’t have a big gap after the letters, but whatever. We can fix it in the closeup.”

Frank the animator: “Uh… ok. Shouldn’t I change it in the first shot?”

Bob the animator: “Nah, leave it, but give the new one some wood texture, and make it smaller… oh, and change the lengths of the spikes. The kids won’t notice.”

Frank the animator: “More like this?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah, yeah! And for the final scene, make it REALLY big, and remove the texture, and… heck, make it two spikes instead of three. Two is better.”

Frank the animator: “Alright, it’s done. Are you sure no one will ever notice all these haphazard, illogical changes?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah! I mean, what, do you think someone’s gonna take photos and put them on a blog with 3,500 followers some day? That would be ridiculous.”

[stitchkingdom]

and they would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling tumblr kids

[iraffiruse]

Average Life Goals

[tinker-tdc]

Applebees is a bit high-class for this post.

[biglawbear]

I can’t tell whether or not this is satire or an entirely serious millennial

[randumbpanic-deactivated2018052]

Credit to: Stardust&Melancholy

[red-mage-shabet]

Oh damn.

Ladies and gentlemen, imagine if you will…Steve Yoshimoto Rogers. 

Growing up in the depression in San Francisco, Steve tried to join the Army at the beginning of the war, but was turned down repeatedly.  (He tried to explain that he was American, born here, but even if they had been accepting half-Japanese soldiers at that point he was too skinny and sickly.)  In ‘42 he and his best friend Bucky were shipped to Manzanar - by ‘43 they were accepting Nisei soldiers, and he and Bucky were both yes-yes boys. Bucky joined the 442nd but they still didn’t let Steve in - the conditions at the camp hadn’t done anything good for Steve’s health. Without Bucky there, there was nobody to keep Steve out of trouble, fighting the guards when they tried to bully the other internees, and by the end of ‘43 Steve was sent to the prison camp at Tule Lake with the other “incorrigibles”.  It was there he met Dr. Erskine. Imagine if this was the face of the symbol of America.

[knitmeapony]

Holy shit, I love this, I WANT this.  I want an ongoing 150 issue three-year series of this.

[theclearlydope]

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