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Despite being in my late-twenties I've somehow morphed into posting a lot of Teen Wolf. Theory Hill to Die On: NURSE JENNIFER = JENNIFER BLAKE .

[segamascott]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[typhus-andronicus]

[slorty]

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

[silver-tongues-blog]

skill issue. i understand it completely

[sadmortician]

adoration

[deathstars]

so much could have been improved in the sequels if kylo ren hadn’t been force sensitive

[deathstars]

no wait think about it. kylo ren not being force sensitive, but so desperate to be so he’s willing to do anything. he feels cheated out of his grand destiny, his powers that his mother and uncle (and cousin?) have. give me the story on the entitlement towards the force. it would have shown that the force is beyond biological, it always has been. it would have given a better reason for kylo ren to “fall to the dark side”, so desperate for a connection to the force that he plays the part of a dark sider, swinging a cracking red lightsaber around with no finesse or training, killing hoping that it will push him further into a dark side of the force he cannot feel. it would have given a reason for him to hate han; that because han isn’t force sensitive, it’s his fault that kylo isn’t either. kylo’s character would have been stronger because his choices would have been his own, instead of whatever whisper dream manipulations they were in canon. his evil has nothing to do with the force, but an entitled man trying to claim a power he believes is his by birthright.

this would have foiled perfectly with finn, too- one is a child born to the most powerful force sensitives in the galaxy who cannot feel the force. and finn is a child who was taken from his family, forced into soldier-hood, who feels such a deep and powerful connection to himself and the force that he breaks free. kylo ren, seething and entitled trying to claim a destiny and power that just aren’t his, and finn, who has suffered at kylo’s actions and still connected to the powerful light inside of him. the “nobody” hero of the sequels who has the power of the force and the legacy-born villain who doesn’t.

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[viostormcaller]

This kills me every single fucking time

[the-original-offical]

THE ORIGINAL??

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

[venort]

Chekov's Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)

Shrodinger's razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there's no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)

Occam's gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)

[aegimeda]

i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes

[jesticutioner]

Chekov's Box: If there is a container introduced in the opening act, it will be opened later.

Schrodinger's Gun: Treat every gun as if it's loaded unless you've checked it yourself.

Occam's Cat: If you hear strange noises at night, it's probably a cat.

[preacherboyd]

Half Man | 1x04

[asliceofoceanmist]

#every once in a while richard gadd likes to remind us that he's a comedian first and foremost

[vavistus]

Half Man (2026)

[meyerlansky]

HALF MAN (2026) ↳ 1x01 | 1x06

[sparklejamesysparkle]

“𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝: ‘𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐧𝐮𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬.’ 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲, 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭.” Happy birthday to Oscar, Grammy, Emmy, and Golden Globe winning entertainment legend and style icon Cher, born on May 20th, 1946 in El Centro, California. 💗 Gifs of Cher wearing gowns designed by Bob Mackie from the Cher variety series, originally broadcast by CBS in 1975 and 1976.

[importantpics]

[bgginger]

I don't remember this part of Gideon the Ninth

[bambicest]

You don't think it would have an effect on me? HALF MAN 1.03

[nmorown]

[medievalsleaze]

WHEN YOU WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF VIOLENCE WITH EQUAL TERROR AND DELIGHT

[bambicest]

What do you want me to do? HALF MAN 1.05

[force-dyad]

"I needed to be a physically imposing presence...If I felt big and I felt like I was towering over Jamie Bell... I thought that that would make for some arresting visuals." - Richard Gadd