Oh penis christ!!😤😨😱

🍓• Call me Berri!!! •🍓• she/he!!•🍓• I hope i am not just a girl to you. but also a boy•🍓• 🇵🇭 •🍓

[snazzi-strawberri]

LOOKS AT YOU CUTELY OMG HI THERE👀 WELCOME TO ME LOVELY BLOG!!!

@snazzi-strawberri-artz <-LOOKIE LOOKIE MY ART BLOG WOWIE!!! GOGOGOGOGO YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO S M A S H LIKE AND SUBSCRIEBE I POST MAINLY OCS AND RANDOM SHIT THERE <3333

Oh also i have a sideblog where i reblog a bunch of mcyt stuff! (mostly hermitcraft, life series) -> @gay-times-with-scar

I also have ANOTHER sideblog where I reblog a bunch of old web favicons, gifs, pngs, etc🥺 (be warned that the blog is full of flashing colors and lights!!) @berris-pixel-treasurebox

AND ANOTHHERR SIDEBLOG WHERE I REBLOG STRAWBERRY SHIT!!!!! @my-berri-basket

AND i have a star trek sideblog because ,,, eyeagh. @local-ds9-twink

What do I reblog here? Well mostly art stuff, animation and cartoon stuff, nsfw adult stuff (mostly art and text posts but yeah) (so if ur a minor uhhh dont follow me LMAO), general shitposts and funnies!! I also sometimes post my personal thoughts so get ready for screaming from time to time 😎

[previous usernames were groovistrawberri and prince-clementine]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[tibbycaps]

[kittyote]

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

[r0zeclawz]

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[huecycles]

Red Abalone

[cicadaland]

[weedass]

choose your path wisely

[dinokingdom]

going straight into the woods call that penis mysterious

[no-one-offical]

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[fishing-princess]

[maxbytes]

[t4timekeeper]

what do you call the feeling of l'appel du vide that kicks in from regularly operating a heavy duty commercial stand mixer

[t4timekeeper]

it’s like a horse. such a gentle and reliable animal that you forget how huge and powerful it really is and if you don’t exercise the right safety precautions it can accidentally maim you pretty much effortlessly

[t4timekeeper]

i just know this contraption is gonna fucking get me one day

[t4timekeeper]

[cuppydogshane]

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real