[sneezenjoyer]

hello!!! rejigging my pinned post to be a better intro after like two years

i'm elen

part of the reason i made this blog was to try and get more comfortable with having this kink, which i definitely have done but it's still a work in progress

i am a person who rarely sneezes, you guys who are always having fits are like mystical magical beings to me. i don't remember a time i have ever sneezed more than twice in a row

this kink is literally the only part of my sexuality i have always been sure about. couldn't figure out attraction for a lot of years but i sure knew sneezes were hot for as long as i can remember

(also i feel kind of rude reblogging posts with tags purely for categorisation no comment but i feel too awkward to say anything most of the time :’) but man everyone who posts wavs and fics please know i love and appreciate you you are so generous and hot)

[luxladyyy]

never really had rapids like this before

[sneezenjoyer]

lmao so both my partner and i have been trying to masturbate less (we only realised the other was also doing this the other day when he brought it up and i was like oh same)

and today on call he said he’d been trying to go cold turkey but today he’d been thinking about me so much and basically he’d given in to the temptation

which is so funny to me cos i had done the exact same thing today too. we’re in tune even in horniness

[sneezenjoyer]

my partner sneezed while we were facetiming tonight and then was like oh i sneezed on your face (wiping his screen)… you wish

[nosesareredvioletsareblue]

Snez asks

1) When was the last time you were sick?

2) Do you have any allergies?

3) Do you enjoy your own sneezes?

4) Do you like to be sick?

5) Have you/would you ever try to catch a cold on purpose?

6) Have you told anyone about your kink(s)?

7) Has anyone indulged your kink/have you done the same for anyone else?

8) Do you prefer ___ or ___? (bc we’re all hoes for this question)

9) Favorite symptom besides sneezing?

10) Favorite type of wav? (scenario, loud or quiet, talkie or not…)

Reblog and ask your snezfucker friends

[quosterking]

Here’s a prompt: A live streamer who sneezes so often that their chat blesses them. To go a step above, it’s gotten to the point where the chat can use a message command to bless them via a text-to-speech voice saying “bless you.”

[sneezenjoyer]

dhsjdhdjjf he hadn’t even realised he’d sneezed on me a bit until reading my messages, he mentioned it on call and automatically said sorry before retracting it, reminding himself it’s what i wanted 😭

[sneezenjoyer]

fuck, guys. it worked. i trained him to sneeze exactly how i like, this is crazy

[sneezenjoyer]

hm i think my snz kink is expanding to include coughs too. been wondering for a while if this was happening and i think it is. first some person with a terrible cough when i was in the uni library finishing one of my essays back in may, then a few times when my partner’s coughed… it’s starting to do something to me

[sneezenjoyer]

whyyy has he managed to get sick in the first week in ages that i’m not seeing him at all 😭 he said he keeps sneezing and thinking of me…

[sneezenjoyer]

genuinely so frustrated from this, holy shit. first he tells me he just has a longing for me near him. then moments later he says he keeps sneezing and thinking of me. if we could at least have some long calls over the rest of this week… but we can’t, not til sunday probably, by which time he’ll probably be getting better :(

[sneezenjoyer]

update we got to call for half an hour. no sneezes but cute congested voice and sniffles :3

[sneezenjoyer]

whyyy has he managed to get sick in the first week in ages that i’m not seeing him at all 😭 he said he keeps sneezing and thinking of me…

[sneezenjoyer]

genuinely so frustrated from this, holy shit. first he tells me he just has a longing for me near him. then moments later he says he keeps sneezing and thinking of me. if we could at least have some long calls over the rest of this week… but we can’t, not til sunday probably, by which time he’ll probably be getting better :(

[sneezenjoyer]

whyyy has he managed to get sick in the first week in ages that i’m not seeing him at all 😭 he said he keeps sneezing and thinking of me…

[sneezenjoyer]

achievement unlocked i finally got to see my partner’s pre-sneeze expression! it only took like 9 months of us being together but oh sweet victory

[sneezenjoyer]

partner just said “you should learn how to make other people sneeze and i can be your guinea pig” teehee we’re getting thereee

[sneezenjoyer]

after him saying “yeah??? sneeze me” to me telling him i already know at least a method, i was like hahaha remind me to keep a bobby pin on me i guess. and later we called and on the call he was like 🤨 what do you mean by that 🤨 he seemed a little put off by the idea BUT i think it was just because he was thinking a bobby pin was an actual pin, maybe i would’ve been better saying hair slide. fingers crossed

[sneezenjoyer]

partner just said “you should learn how to make other people sneeze and i can be your guinea pig” teehee we’re getting thereee

[furfevers]

feeling like this rn

[sneezenjoyer]

cannot get out my head this one time my friend and i were getting on a crowded metro on a day when her hayfever was pretty bad. i got on first and when i turned round to see her getting on she was very obviously building up to sneeze, mouth dropped open (this particular friend is always very obvious with it), but she didn’t have her arm even partway lifted as she normally would to cover; there wasn’t space. and then pretty much as soon as she reached the space next to me she turned her head in my direction as the sneeze got too strong to hold back any longer - presumably deciding that, since she was surrounded by people pressed close, it was probably least rude to sneeze towards the one she actually knew. her sneezes are always somewhat wet and too strong to stifle, and while she did raise her arm at this point to cover, it seemed a fraction of a second too slow because some of the spray landed on my arm. she didn’t say anything, not even to thank me blessing her, but just looked at me slightly embarrassed, so i think she might’ve suspected some of it hit me. but fuck, if only she knew there was nothing to feel apologetic about