[furfevers]

hello this is a snz kink blog so beware i guess. 18+

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im very awkward and very shy here. please don’t be offended if we are chatting and i am dry. promise it is most likely just me being bad at this

you do not recognize me!!!!! 😵‍💫 do not rb my stuff to non snz blogs!!!!!!

[straightup-jerkingit]

I get a kick out of combining my fetish with niche interests because it means i get to have wholly unique thoughts. Im the only one who’s thinking up scenarios where glup shitto would be sneezing his head off. Im the supreme leader over a kingdom of one.

[head-colds]

i love vanillas who know what’s up

[thebigchoo]

All of Snzblr right now:

[furfevers]

i never unlocked the level past “being needlessly paranoid someone is gonna find out im looking up snz content for something specific” so every time i get into some new media i just have to hope it eventually finds me through divine intervention

[feralsneeze]

I love reading about pathetic men sneezing. I love when they’re pathetic and horny and crying and squirming and embarrassed and awkward and sneezing through everything. What’s the goddamn point if he’s not a little worthless

[vanillasnz]

fic written by 40 year old straight men on the forum:

Lila had a big nose. The only thing bigger than her nose was her sneeze. One day, at the sleepover,

[feverfangs]

sickie who is super insecure about being sick and looking and sounding gross x caretaker partner riddled with guilt at being so excited about getting to be the one to look after them in this state

[coldexposure]

I imagine this leads to constant misunderstandings where sickie assumes caretaker is acting shifty and making excuses to leave the room and flinching every time they sneeze because they’re put off by sickie, when really they’re trying to stay collected and not betray that they’re hopelessly turned on.

Culminating in sickie sneezing unexpectedly and uncovered directly onto caretaker, who gasps at the sudden sensation. The sick character feels so disgusting and guilty, compounded by being exhausted and a bit feverish, that they just break down crying and apologizing for being sick. And the only way caretaker can calm them down is by confessing exactly why they don’t find sickie disgusting.

[feverfangs]

[sneezeshame]

a person sick with something bad out in public. their nose is bright red, stuffed tight, and dripping, and the abuse coupled with the virus making them feel miserable has led to it being so sensitive to the point where it almost seems like they should be in bed just for the amount of time they have to spend tending to it. they rub and pinch and grab trying to scratch the itches when they come up, but their nostrils still twitch and flare as they grab for the packet of tissues in their pocket, sometimes making it in time, sometimes not. as the day progresses the soft membranes of their inner nose become increasingly swollen and sensitive, until they accidentally inhale some dust and spend several minutes with a wad of tissues in their hand, hitching and heaving, eyes fluttering and watering, their incredibly tender nose wrinkling and twitching as they try to fight it off, until they can’t hold it back anymore and they explode, letting out a little stuffy groan at the force of the messy sneeze pulling at their sore throat on it’s way out. 

by evening it’s gotten bad enough that they’re huddled in a chair in the doctors’ office waiting room. they tried to wear the flu mask, but their poor nose couldn’t handle the abrasion, resulting in a couple sneezes so thick and heavy that it catches the attention of a couple other patients. they hold a wad of tissues against their nostrils until they’re called. when the doctor comes, they look in their ears and throat and then attempt to use the otoscope to look up their nose; just as they get a visual of the membranes looking swollen and incredibly tender up to the sinuses, and the infected mucus slowly working it’s way down to the edge of their chapped nostrils, the flashlight brushes a couple nose hairs and the entire structure starts to twitch and convulse, the person’s mouth dropping open into a hitch with a tiny stuffy groan of warning. the doctor gets out in time for them to explode like they did in the waiting room, except now all over themselves. 

the doctor hands them the exam room tissue box as they mumble a tired apology, then sends them home with the diagnosis of a particularly nasty head cold, warning them that, by the looks of it, it’ll morph into a full blown sinus infection if they don’t take a couple days to stay in bed and rest. 

[hitching-hyacinth]

yes it's been done to death but sneezing in fancy clothes at a fancy event is so peak. the more embarrassed the person sneezing is and the more they care about making a good impression at the fancy event the better

[n0seferatu]

this is not a new thought i know but person with honeymoon rhinitis and a humiliation kink. the more you interrogate them about whats setting them off the harder they start sneezing.

[vanillasnz]

when i’m in a whumpee competition and my opponent calls in sick

[furfevers]

im usually someone who has to sneeze a couple times in order to get rid of the tickle. 5-6 times give or take. but i think im catching a cold and i am lucky if i sneeze two times and its soooo unsatisfying

[furfevers]

narrator voice she then spent the next day sneezing every two seconds and then the day after that nauseous as all hell

[furfevers]

Would requests help you come up with ideas? If you're comfortable with them ofc

It might! If anyone has ideas, definitely feel free to send them in, I just can’t promise actually doing any :( I would love to hear some suggestions though!!

[furfevers]

This might be impolite to ask, but when are you going to make more art? I've been a fan of your work and I'm starting to get worried.

LOLLL sorry anon! I’ve been wanting to draw for this blog again, just haven’t really had the time or inspo unfortunately

[furfevers]

im usually someone who has to sneeze a couple times in order to get rid of the tickle. 5-6 times give or take. but i think im catching a cold and i am lucky if i sneeze two times and its soooo unsatisfying

[aspiffygoat]

[snzqt]

me at 13 listening to snz wavs on a black screen on youtube while my parents are getting divorced in the kitchen: