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cy/mat - he/him - adult || art blog: zadalamia.tumblr.com

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[fleshengine]

[yamada-ryo]

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

me: hows that flowey fight going for ya buddy

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[dogpuppy]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[minakittengaming]

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

[zillyblog]

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat

[dogpuppy]

[girlballs]

Image to send to your girlmutuals.

[girlballs]

[girlballs]

[prokopetz]

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

[petrodykeonicapocalypse]

[absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog]

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

[inthefallofasparrow]

[icannotgetoverbirds]

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[hydrangeafae]

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

[polar-solstice]

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

[sindri42]

BONK!

[should-be-sleeping]

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[parakeet]

Fart wife?

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[dogpuppy]

[devilmeows]

nouvelle copypasta française vient de drop

[devilmeows]

translation for the english speakers:

"yesterday. the youth. they'd rather go to the JAPAN🇯🇵 expo. rather than celebrate our national holiday. our great and beautiful country. they buy. yaoi. yes you heard me right. yaoi. on the 14th of july our great nation's national holiday. on that day they buy yaoi."

[neimiismycoolgirlname]

Happy "They buy Yaoi. Yes you heard me right. Yaoi. On the 14th of july our great nation's national holiday" day to those who celebrate

[kurapikaschai]

[ID: Tweet by Boing Boing Woupla Woup that reads, "hier. des jeunes. ils preferent aller a la JAPAN🇯🇵 expo. plutot que feter la fete nationale. notre si grand et beau pays. ils achetent. des yaois. oui vous m'avez bien entendu. des yaois. le 14 juillet la fete nationale notre grande patrie. ce jour la ils achetent du yaoi." End ID.]