Chronically Abstract.

🐼💙💖💛🐼 1990 They/Them

[1000-life-hacks]

[benelopes]

constantine, 2005

[simena]

Anastasia Yarygina

[poketcg-art]

Shinx – Saya Tsuruta

[draconym]

I've probably posted about this before but it still gets me that Ripley (my parrot) has a special nickname for my spouse, Tev. Like he knows and uses the names of everyone in his flock (me, Tev, Steve, and Cheese. also a couple of our friends and my mom's dog) but because Tev calls him "Ripley buddy," a couple years ago Ripley started calling him "Tev buddy" instead of just Tev. He doesn't call anybody else buddy. He knows that 'buddy' is a special suffix for him and Tev to use with each other's names because they love each other. Doesn't that just melt your fucking heart

[draconym]

They love each other

[eviltransgendertips]

Evil transgender tip #13 meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[evilwizard]

he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

[evilwizard]

one must imagine sisyphus big naturals

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

[paradosical]

go my ponyfication beam 💥💥

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[cristinaya]

Shine bright like a washed nintendog

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[rainbowbageloverlord]

Congratulations to James T Kirk on his top surgery!🎉🎉🎉

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

[cangelala]

God I need this so bad for my Midterm so please let this work again for me.

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[sapphic-machine]

This is like lingerie for electronics

[virtualgirladvance]

my first love...

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great