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🌸Sam🌸She/Her🌸Bi🌸Slut for villians🌸My blog is a mess of random posts.🌸 "You guys..are the best."

[memeclassheroes]

[snivysundae]

Read the tags if you want.

[crymethyds-deactivated20200706]

I saw this post about a girl fuckin her gf for 3 hours and a het commented “3 hours is NOT something to be proud of. What’s taking you so long lol” and I’d like to say @ straight women I’m so sorry

[nico-drives-badly]

Please tell me this hasn’t been done yet because it just came to me

[catscafecomics]

Me on 3/20

[danstillcreates]

I made a very short ytp sort of thing (I’ve never done that before).

[bunnie-blogging]

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG  TOOKMY FUCKING DICK. HE SAID MYDICK WAS HISDICK AND I SAID WO0OW. HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE HHH HHH ʰʰʰ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ AND GUESS WHAT I’M GONNA FUOUF I’M GONNA PIPP I’M GONNA LOOK AT THAT BABY. SHHUHSH. SHSH. SH. sʜ. ᴮᴬᴮʸ. N̴̦͉̔̉͜O̴̙͆̅̽̌Ẉ̸̾́ ̴̲̝̥̀͆G̶̡̛̹̞͗E̷̢̩̰̹̎͌T̴̲̬̆̿̅̚ ̴͓̈́̾͊̏O̵͉͐̚U̷͓͎̿T̸̗̮̪̈́̄̑̽ ̴̜̙̯͕̐̌̒O̵̘̟͋́͜͜F̵̨̃̈́ ̷̯͋̌̍M̷̪̽͒Ÿ̵̯̲̲́̃̏ ̴̧͕̘̞̓F̴̻͗͛͑Ű̷͍̺̥̐Ć̷̢Ķ̸͉̪̭͆̐̆̆I̷̱͇̝͑̈́́ͅN̷̟̅G̷͕͔̗̐ ̵̥̪̗͆S̷̢̼̰̓̍̈́I̴͕̿̑̚G̴̬̳̓͊̊H̸̠̳̬͑T̸̜̜͖̩̔̅͊̔ THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SOUP. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, SOUP ON THE MOON!

[paperbloghouse-deactivated20200]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA THIS IS PERFECT

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Gays b like: *has more keychains on the ring than actual keys*

[cosmic-deeds-undone]

Okay but in all honesty?

“Silence, or you will be held in contempt of this court.” “I have nothing BUT COMTEMPT for this court!” has got to be the greatest exchange of word in human history and it came from the 1986 Transformers Movie.

[febeeary-deactivated20190323]

op i hope you don’t mind me adding, but “you, who are without mercy, now plead for it?” is also absolutely fucking metal and also comes from the 1986 Transformers movie

[froggychairr]

acnh wallpapers - feel free to use!

[weareatgreg]

reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

[the-tree-line]

humans really fuckin love squares huh

[iamdarknessiamdeath]

Rubix cubes are the single most top selling toys of all time.

[the-tree-line]

[tonigiacopelliart]

Kyrie straight up murdered Nero 😂

[juicycrossing]

Did they all retire??

[thestalkerbunny]

They got their grandkids to do their job so they can go play bingo at the rec center.

[30-minute-memes]

Sorry for the terrible pun

[catastrofe]

[fieriframes]

[A man standing in front of a building, caption: You’ll never shine if you don’t glow]

[japotecture]

[caveisgettingdeleted-deactivate]

Thank you clam man

[anautisticaquarius]

Reblog the encouraging clam man to boost someone’s motivation. You know you wanna.

[chrxs-art]

encouraging clam man is always there for me in my time of need. may he be there in yours as well.