Book Hoarder Blogging

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One of my constituents told me they already felt like they'd considered "They" their singular gender-neutral pronoun for ages!

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Especially you, Paula Poundstone.

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Whenever we have less-than-tech-savvy vendors complain about us sending too large of batches, I can't help wondering if it isn't a server processing problem, but some sad guy stuck in a cubical desperately trying to manually retyping all our metadata into some out-dated database...

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Oh, the joys of ebooks...knowing that all your formatting might be completely ignored or misinterpreted depending on the eReader.

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Same scenario for even telling anyone you write. "When can I read it?" “Uh, yeah, let's just say never. Goodbye."

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Ellie?? Coral?!? Bing Bong??!? Whyyyyy???

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Sure, they're all under $5.00, but if you buy 20 of them...

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me.freeTimeActivities =[“reading”, “writing”, “cooking”, “building complicated budget spreadsheets”, “learning computer coding”, “cat photography”];

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Maybe it isn't feet...maybe it's whatever that girl just microwaved for lunch.

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No! Forgot my phone...guess I'll just stare intently at this faded poster that's probably hung here since the company's founding.

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Free books are often free for a reason...

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Thankfully I've yet to have to meet my personal dragon in person.

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Book-lovers know you don't need to go out to have a good weekend.

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Me: Yay! I got a package!

Cats: Yay! We got a box!

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I lift up my eyes to the Cloud. Where does my internet come from? My provider will let my connection slip-- For he who connects me often slumbers. Indeed, he who watches over us has higher-priority clients… And will get to us just as soon as they fix something else. --Please hold.

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Upside, they gave me the alarm deactivation code after that.

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Gone are the days of clicking two buttons to create filtered lists. I am free of such oppression and need click only once! Throw off the shackles of default setup, my cubical compatriots!