hello

I have rocks

[dudelkin]

The ending of the hobbit doesn't exist, it can't hurt you.……

The song: 500 Miles — Peter, Paul & Mary

[mayday-guilt]

Thorin’s duties as King under the Mountain require him to read hundreds of boring inventory ledgers regarding iron ore, stone shipments, and grain taxes. To help him get through the exhausting work, Bilbo starts leaving tiny, hidden doodles and notes in the margins of the official books before they reach the King’s desk. Bilbo draws little fat Hobbits, pipes with smoke rings, or leaves of ivy, accompanied by short phrases in his neat handwriting. Thorin’s ministers are often baffled as to why the gruff, stern King suddenly smiles and grows incredibly soft-spoken while reviewing a dry report on plumbing logistics

[mayday-guilt]

Before meeting Bilbo, Thorin smoked heavy, harsh Dwarven leaf that smelled of sulfur and strong spice. After spending months traveling with Bilbo, he grows incredibly fond of the sweet, herbal aroma of Old Toby from the Shire. Whenever Thorin goes to difficult council meetings with stubborn lords, he purposefully smokes Bilbo's pipe weed. The familiar, comforting scent reminds him of peace, keeping his notorious short temper in check and preventing him from losing his patience with the elven or dwarven diplomats

[mayday-guilt]

During official court ceremonies, Thorin must wear a heavy, ornate golden crown that causes him severe migraines. Bilbo, noticing his hidden winces, sneaks into the mountain’s lower terraces to gather fresh ivy and mountain herbs. He weaves a hidden, soft lining inside the crown to cushion Thorin’s brow. Later, for private family feasts, Bilbo weaves Thorin a simple crown of green leaves and small white flowers. Thorin treasures this fragile, worthless crown of leaves far more than the gold of his ancestors and refuses to let anyone else touch it

[mayday-guilt]

Dwarves never go barefoot; their boots are heavy, steel-toed, and lined with thick leather to protect against sharp stones. They find Bilbo’s bare, furry feet both fascinating and deeply concerning. For the first few months, Thorin constantly panics that Bilbo will stub his toes or step on sharp iron shavings in the lower halls. He tries to order custom leather slippers for him, but Bilbo refuses to wear them, complaining that they stifle his feet. Eventually, they compromise: Thorin orders the stonemasons to meticulously polish and sand down the floors of the royal wing until the cold stone is as smooth and soft as river silk, just so Bilbo can walk comfortably

[mayday-guilt]

Dwarves are naturally resilient to the cold, but Bilbo, used to the mild and cozy climate of the Shire, shivers during his first autumn in the drafty stone halls of Erebor. Thorin quickly notices this. Instead of calling for traditional wool blankets, Thorin goes down to the royal vaults and retrieves a massive, ancient quilt woven with heavy gold threads and lined with the dense fur of mountain foxes. It weighs almost as much as Bilbo himself. Bilbo initially complains that he feels like he is trapped under a fallen boulder, but the heavy, grounding weight combined with Thorin's radiating body heat quickly becomes the only way Bilbo can fall into a deep, dreamless sleep

[mayday-guilt]

Dwarves drink heavy ales, strong mead, and thick black coffee that smells like burnt coal. Bilbo’s delicate chamomile and mint teas are considered "hot grass water" by most of the iron-willed lords of Erebor. However, whenever Thorin suffers from a severe sore throat or stress after a long council meeting, he secretly slips into Bilbo’s rooms and demands a cup of "the grass drink." Bilbo always serves it in a massive stone mug so that if any other Dwarf walks in, it looks like the King is drinking heavy liquor. Thorin will sit there, sipping sweet chamomile tea with honey out of a terrifying skull-shaped mug, looking completely content

[cognitohazardous]

kung pow penis was invented by a particular blogger to annoy a particular reactionary chud, neither of whom are on the site anymore. and yet the tool, once so singular in its application, remains to serve future generations.

[cpericardium]

[champyisthere]

Personal Miku design

[effervescent-fool]

blogging cancelled for the day i need to go stare at a wall in silence for a while

[irondive]

[teaboot]

Layering my Short Skirt, Long Jacket (CAKE) over my White Tee (CORPSE) and Blue Jeans (Lana Del Ray) Knee Socks (Arctic Monkeys) and Blue Suede Shoes (Elvis) and then putting on my Raspberry Beret (Prince) before I head out to the Bard Olympics where I am disqualified for performance-enhancing power buffs. On my way home I am cast as a sassy but cute side character in an early 2010's Disney Channel original series. I look fresh as hell

[mayday-guilt]

Hobbits have a natural habit of keeping useful things in their pockets twine, pebbles, pipe-cleaners, and dried fruit. Thorin, who wears heavy royal robes that traditionally have no pockets (only loops for weapons), finds this fascinating. One evening, while reviewing trade logs, Thorin complains that his hands are cold. Without looking up from his book, Bilbo reaches into his waistcoat, pulls out a beautifully polished, warm river stone he found earlier, and drops it into Thorin’s hand. Thorin stares at the smooth stone for a long time. The next week, Thorin orders the royal tailors to secretly sew deep, velvet-lined pockets inside all of his majestic fur cloaks, specifically so he can carry small things Bilbo gives him

[innerchildabortionclinic]

trauma dashboard

[bgm05]

ideas for discourse i came up with

having OCs is bourgeois

people who write erotica should be considered sex workers

only americans believe in aliens

it's misogynist to draw touhou characters with big boobs

the "godzilla" franchise is harmful because it teaches children that they should be afraid of lizards and other animals

feel free to argue about any of these, credit not needed but appreciated

[thefiresontheheight]

A woman not shaving or wearing a dress or wearing makeup or wearing femme clothes or having styled or long hair or caring how she looks or using a masc name or whatever else is actually a neutral thing and not a sign of her being depressed or giving up or being sad or whatever