hello

I have rocks

[ghostcrypte]

This is their dynamic in my heart

[jamespsulliv4n]

Sketched by me!!

(Thorin, certainly , at one point, waking up after defeating Azorg in BOTFA) (surviving, because I said so.) (Bilbo is perfectly fine, he's just outside smoking the worries away with Gandalf, that has been reassuring him up until that moment that Thorin would've been fine) ( he'll soon be there)

[reefshrk]

late night bagginshield doodles….

[reefshrk]

haunted house au…. it’s move-in day!

[reefshrk]

he’s just a bit protective!

[reefshrk]

and my feeling about that is.... i think they should have kissed

[verkomy]

autumn sunsets 🍂

you can get a print here

[verkomy]

felt the need to draw thorin and bilbo in suits

you can get a print here

[verkomy]

thorin and frodo my beloved

[the-depressed-comedic-relief]

Gandalf during the Hobbit: good god I wish Bilbo was more naturally in tune with his Took side I feel like I have to force it out of him

Gandalf during Lord of the Rings: TOO MUCH TOOK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH PIPPIN

[ecstasydemon]

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

[blumineck]

Inspired by my recent love of the Raven Thrower (it looks like a corvid that you chuck at things!)

Also obligatory reminder that it’s the final week on my Bluminarmour fundraiser. If you want to see me test dumb stuff in proper historical armour please consider pitching in and/or sharing!

The Bluminarmour Project

Blumineck is trying to fun a video series doing fun and serious historical and fantasy testing in fitted plate armour.

[tarragonthedragon]

in 2026 i am wishing for all of us the energy of bilbo baggins, who was headhunted for an extremely well paid role he had no qualifications or experience for, blagged the interview, and within his first week found a magic ring that does the job for him

[strange-aeons]

Father Strange, when considering the famous shoelaces code, do you interpret the president they were stolen from to be whichever US president is currently in office, or is it still Obama? I've held in my heart that it has been Obama this whole time

I also feel like The Shoelace President is Obama but I'm curious what Tumblr at large thinks

Who did you steal your shoelaces from?

Obama

Whoever is current US president

A non-US president (put in tags)

Remaining time: 6 days 13 minutes

[trollitics]

[classicalmonoblogue]

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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[cornerof5thandvermouth]

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

[lualuadraw]

crawling back to them

[lualuadraw]

he didn't get it