Tonight on āWhat Crimes Will Daemon Commit This Week?ā
Not really anything, but saddle up for next week folks! Theyāre killing all his lil buddies, and I suspect there will be crimes in retribution!

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Tonight on āWhat Crimes Will Daemon Commit This Week?ā
Not really anything, but saddle up for next week folks! Theyāre killing all his lil buddies, and I suspect there will be crimes in retribution!
Yes! Drag his ass, Larys!
House of the Dragon (2022 ā) 3.04, "Tumbleton" Hercules (1997)
Gaslight gatekeep girlboss but itās Ormund, Alys, and Tessarion
Alternatively, mansplain manipulate manwhore but itās just Ormund
Gwayne Hightower and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Gaslight gatekeep girlboss but itās Ormund, Alys, and Tessarion
We interrupt your regularly-scheduled āWhat Crimes Will Daemon Commit This Week?ā with this important bulletin:
VERMITHOR! VERMITHOR! VERMITHOR! VERMITHOR! VERMITHOR! VERMITHOR! VERMITHOR! VERMITHOR! VERMITHOR! VERMITHOR! VERMITHOR! VERMITHOR!
Oh and Tessarion, dear, it was so lovely to see you, beautiful girl. Good job scaring your papaās mean uncle.
Tonight on āWhat Crimes Will Daemon Those Bastards At HBO Commit This Week?ā
Vermithor.
I am begging.
I would like to see the bronze dragon.
Please may we see him please.
Ser Simon Strong the Unbothered, Castellan of Harrenhal, Maker of Episodes, Stealer of Seasons, Master of Side-eye, Captain of the Ship Daemyra.
(āThe Unbotheredā title credit goes to @baby-girl-aaron-dessner. Letās make it a thing.)
Super cool that we got close-ups of, like, every dragon this episode
EXCEPT VERMITHOR
Tonight on āWhat Crimes Will Daemon Commit This Week?ā
I dunno man, #1 Wife Guy has done nothing wrong ever in his life.
However, in the thrilling sequel āWhat Crimes Will Aemond Commit This Week?ā
RIP Ser Simon. You were truly too good for Westeros. Ser Simon for the Iron Throne forever.
Tonight on āWhat Crimes Will Daemon The Whole Gang Commit This Week?ā
Daemon Targaryen: no crimes, perfect angel
Sharako Lohar: being a bad bitch, girlbossing too close to the sun
Sheepstealer: he knows what he did
Those bastards at HBO: MAKING ME WATCH A DRAGON DIE LIKE THAT?!?!! That was NOT ok! He was just a little guy!
oh! oh jail for sheepstealer! jail for sheepstealer for One Thousand Years!!!!
Holding On
It isnāt something he taught Grogu. One day he puts on the Rising Phoenix and Grogu leaps up to his shoulder, finding a stable foothold in the space between his back and the jetpack. One clawed hand grips his left pauldron, the other the folds of his cloak. And Grogu laughs, clearly pleased with his new idea.
āYou good up there?ā Din asks in surprise, eyes sliding to the far edge of his visor to glance at the kid.
Grogu grins, ears tipping down in his extra-pleased-with-himself expression.
āAll right then. But youād better hold on,ā Din chuckles. Grogu nods.
And dank farrik, the kid does.
He holds on through running over fields at top speed and jumping on stolen speeders.
He holds on walking through the worst parts of the worst towns when every stepās liable to result in a shootout.
He holds on through wild animals charging and climbing up mountainsides and hunting in perfect silence.
Sometimes Din misses the kid riding at his side, the way he could reach down and pat him on the back, or brush his ear between his thumb and forefinger. Carrying him in his arms is getting rarer too: he still doesnāt trust the kidās grip when they fly with the Phoenix, but aside from that, he holds his son less and less.
Groguās growing, fast enough that he can see the changes with his own eyes.
Din used to think Grogu would stay the same for the rest of their time together, however long it was. He kept telling himself heād made his peace with the difference in their lifespans. If he thought it often enough, maybe heād believe it.
Yet hereās his kid wearing Mandalorian armor, learning how to fight or lie in wait or strategize, giving waves and salutes and nods to strangers who have no idea how to interpret his little noises, riding on Dinās shoulder into battle.
One night after a long and fruitless hunt he feels Groguās grip slacken, claws loosening from his shoulder. His arm snakes up to grab him before the kid can slip and he brings Grogu up against his chest. The kid yawns and snuggles in against the cloth of his flightsuit, making little sleepy sounds.
āHey,ā Din murmurs. āGet some sleep. Iāve got you.ā
Din canāt help a soft smile under his helmet. Maybe Groguās growing a little bit all the time ā but in this moment heās still a kid, sleeping in the crook of his fatherās arm. Din knows it wonāt last. Kid has too much energy these days, and he likes his independence.
But itās a moment Din will hold onto while he can.
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