β Greaser Christmas head canons (x Reader and Miscellaneous) β
an: Day 6! bit of a lazy day while I ponder on what to write for Steve...
Κ Ι Whatever he gets you is 1000% stolen.Β
Κ Ι Absolutely hits the grinch grin if a soc slips on ice.Β
Κ Ι Lowest body temperature ever, tries to act tuff but you can see him shivering because he refuses to wear anything but his leather jacket.
Κ Ι Because of this, he's also a blanket hog in his sleep and unless you cuddle up to him close you are NOT getting a single bit of that quilt.
Κ Ι HATES βIts a Wonderful Lifeβ thinks its super stupid and sucks all the way until the end.
Κ Ι Horrible to gift shop for, thinks a pack of kools is an acceptable item to tell you when you ask what he wants for Christmas (it is not).
Bonus!: I do honestly perceive him as cuddly in his sleep. He's so worried while he's awake that he won't be seen as βtoughβ so when he goes to sleep and that part of his mind is off he subconsciously wants connection and to be held, which lucky for him, you're right there for just that!
Κ Ι Hates the taste of gingerbread but likes to build little houses with it
Κ Ι Takes this as an opportunity to talk non stop about A Christmas Carol and Charles Dickens
Κ Ι Could possibly be talked into matching ugly sweaters but he 1000% gets teased by the gang the whole time
Κ Ι biggest baby ever during snowball fights but tries to play it cool when you're around (the gang throws really hard okay π)
Κ Ι Easiest guy to ever shop for you just buy whatever books he's been eyeing recently and he's peppering you in kisses like you just handed him a million bucks and the keys to a brand new corvair.
Κ Ι Will not I mean WILL NOT dress sensibly for the weather unless you're along, only then does he bring a jacket which he ultimately gives to you.Β
Κ Ι Soda is so down for ugly Christmas sweaters ESPECIALLY if they matchΒ
Κ Ι Biggest abuser of the kissing under the mistletoe rule
Κ Ι Biggest winter snuggle bug there ever ever was, summer is his season and he gets his energy from sunshine and while he's always touchy he needs that extra bit this time of year
Κ Ι Instead of chocolate milk with breakfast, during winter the Curtis brothers make hot chocolate so every morning without fail he has a cocoa mustacheΒ
Κ Ι ABYSMAL at gift wrapping, literally awful. The invention of gift bags and tissue paper saved him.Β
Κ Ι Tries to make gingerbread houses with Pony but lowkey gets too impatient and hungry so he just eats his materials.
Κ Ι I REPEAT, whatever that man gets you IS stolenΒ
Κ Ι The biggest gag gifter the world has ever known.Β
Κ Ι In modern times would ABSOLUTELY make you and the gang watch Mickeyβs Christmas Carol every single year
Κ Ι Also a big fan of A Christmas Story
Κ Ι Would definitely try to convince a member of the gang (Soda) (After Dally told him he would knock his block off if he asked him again) into doing the βsistersβ number from White Christmas
Κ Ι Drew a Santa hat on Steveβs eagle tattoo one year while he was asleep and now he continues to do it every year after
Κ Ι Really REALLY enjoys gingerbread, especially if you're the one who made it
Κ Ι Despite only having his jean jacket he just has a super high body temperature, he's your own personal heater.
Κ Ι Honestly kind of loves βA Charlie Brown Christmasβ.
Κ Ι WILL NOT make a Christmas list, he feels bad about making you spend money on him.
Κ Ι The gang always makes sure he gets the bigger half of the wishbone.
Κ Ι Sleeps over at your house much more around this time of year, the holidays are hectic and your parents never notice, besides its cold and hes warm!
Κ Ι LOVES Elvisβ Christmas albums and he has the voice of an angel while singing along to them when you two are preparing Christmas dinner together.
Κ Ι Christmas tree decorating ALL STAR, DIVISION ONE, always puts you on his shoulders so you can put the star on top even though he can definitely reach it himself.
Κ Ι Makes absolutely HEAVENLY chocolate chip cookies for you.Β
Κ Ι All he wants for christmas is for you to give him the world's most brutal back massage.
Κ Ι Loves having a quiet night in with you, covered in blankets and watching Christmas classics before falling asleep with you in his arms.Β
Κ Ι Hes everyoneβs dad with the big black trashbag for all the wrapping paper
Κ Ι Hear me out - Steve is a gift wrapping pro, don't ask me why or how he just is (because he always had to help out Soda)
Κ Ι Loves to drive around with you and look at the lightsΒ
Κ Ι Can and WILL house an entire ham by himself
Κ Ι Also easy to shop for, huge comic book nerd also a huge lover of baked goods and anything in relation to cars.
Κ Ι Will just linger around you and Darry in the kitchen during cookie baking time so he can be the first to try it when its done and so he can lick the bowl, and the spoon, and the counter where a little piece of batter fell off.
Κ Ι Notorious for a good old fashioned βIOUβ on a folded up slip of paper for everyone in the gangβs gift (they all end up using it for him to fix their cars)