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@snowdoroki-shoto
crying at this family portrait posted by nick jr
I’m fascinated by the implicit lore of different members of this family being tasked with looking after this immortal mystery dog
Some more favourites from this year…
This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.
Dude, you can’t just post this without showing what that guy casually described as “a plate of fish and chips”
6 chip twat
this is like the scottish version of that pretentious brooklyn bbq place that gave you 3 ribs and a pickle
I’m very much enjoying every possibility which could have led to this picture:
went somewhere and paid an extortionate fee for fish n chips fusion and decided to share it with Twitter
made some fish n chips at home then decided to put it on a nice plate before sharing with Twitter
got a normal amount of fish n chips from a normal place but then at home decided to put it on a nice plate and left out a bunch of the chips because he thought it looked nice for Twitter
is on a trendy diet and so he only eats that many chips and decided to share it with Twitter
And, my personal favorite, plus what I think really happened: he got a normal amount of fish n chips from a normal place to post a photo about what a regular normal guy he is, after which there was an ENORMOUSLY lengthy argument about how to stage the photo and how many chips to put in and the end result you see posted to Twitter is a picture of some very cold, gross fish n chips which have been workshopped to death.
oh, it’s worse than that. see that little design at the 1 o'clock position on the plate?
that’s official government dishware. this was a plate served to him at some official function, so british TAXPAYERS paid an extortionate fee for this scottish tory 6 chip twat’s fish n chips fusion, and he decided to post it on twitter to show off.
what a complete fucking knob
There is just so much in this post, everytime I scrolled down it just went places. I was expecting a huge plate of chips and two deep fryed battered cods and just lost with the “more chips than brain cells” then.. then I saw the plate.
of all the things you could have told me would be combined with the waltz from Howl's Moving Castle
“How my brother trim his pupper nails.”
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A special friendship
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purple rain
Just found out we're supposed to be LEARNING in online classes 😳😳😳 this is kinda embarrassing
This is amazing 😍
By daveliquidlizard / Instagram
a cat will see a tiddy, go "is anyone gonna step on that?" (meow meow meow), and not wait for an answer before thrusting their little kitty cat toe bean paw at terminal velocity DIRECTLY at the nipple... who the fuck needs a binder? just get a cat to pulverize your tit meat flat. they're playing DDR down there. making biscuits on those buns. testing the jiggle to wiggle ratio. fucking, I don't know, seeing if it will fight back? meow meow meow, I am just a little kitty and I am going to crush your boobie with my little wittle feet. no pain, no gain. meow meow meow.
‘Again’ I love the character design and voice acting. it’s just so good! have you played Hades? who is your favorite character?
Perfect fit
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A British teenager had a seizure while playing an online video game. His friend 5,000 miles away in Texas called UK police, saving his life.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-51063009
it was a gamer girl who rescued him
Texas gamer girls are just that powerful.
This is so great. We need more of this^^