cheese please

please don't yell. positivity blog. Thanks for your time!

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[myladyofmercy]

like to charge reblog to cast

[videntefernandez]

[garlic-slut]

Regardless of what you think of this tree… this comment was my favourite out of the collection of people who didn’t know deer shed their antlers every spring

[amotleycrew]

hey. the celebrities and corporations are going to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

[roxylalonde]

shes fat

[rubykgrant]

[patt-off]

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

[patt-off]

>:)

[ncah-czerny]

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[moldyplumx]

EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING

[weaver-z]

Shaggy: Like zoinks, Scoob, I think Velma's into girls

Scooby: Resbians???

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[lemonbubble]

seeing that "achievement unlocked, survived tumblr porn ban" post being reblogged by people who LITERALLY RETURNED FROM TWITTER AFTER HEARING THE NEWS

YOU did not "survive the porn ban", you ran away!! you abandoned your blog for twitter, and now you come crawling back and act like you've been here the entire time????? THIS IS STOLEN VALOR

[lgtbird]

[onemilliondraculas]

🎷🐈‍⬛ 🪕🐈‍⬛ 🎺🐈‍⬛ 🎻🐈‍⬛

(In a band)

[hwainio]

Just wanted to share all of these cuties together too!

[guerrillatech]

[wild-yellow-yonder]

[amorphobic]

on graduation & parting ways

Night in the Woods: Chapter 3 / unknown / When We Were Young - Adele / We May Never Pass This Way (Again) - Seals and Crofts / Mikko Harvey, for M / John Berger, "Will it be a likeness?" from The Shape of a Pocket / forever - Charli XCX / Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters / nice2KnoU - All Time Low / @alisonzai

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

time for me to ruminate on these tweets again.

[elliewilliams]