♡a mess♡

☆ hari ☆ she/her ☆ MINOR ☆ infp ☆ desi ☆♡the tannies♡☆ absolutely no coherency here at all so beware my dudes ☆

[hopeinthebox]

bts + reductress headlines pt.10

[hotvampireadjacent]

The comic version is better imo

[ashstfu]

[ponchopeligroso]

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

[goodfortuneforever-deactivated2]

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

[sussexbound]

[sheofthetea]

#this is making me picture aziraphale just like#elbows deep in a wild bee hive and covered in honey#full fucking feral#immune to bee stings#doesn’t care who sees#crowley there like i have never been so attracted to him - @penny-anna

[sigridkaffen]

Those tags omfg this image will never leave me now

[imhavinga-moment-here]

@azfell-and-co

[azfell-and-co]

Well it is delicious.

[laurashapiro-noreally]

So now every “I wonder who was the first” eater is now Aziraphale.

Pry open that sea rock. Oyster.

Tear up that thistle. Artichoke.

Peel off the bark. Cinnamon.

Cut into the tree. Heart of palm.

Aziraphale, gorgeous glutton, your greedy ingenuity will feed the world.

[thegoodomensdumpster]

… snails and frogs too ?

[ohblessit]

Aziraphale met Hastur once. It did not go well. To exact his revenge, Aziraphale introduced the consumption of frogs as a delicacy among multiple cultures. Hastur had to start wearing a wig whenever he went topside. As for the snail demon, he damaged one of Aziraphale’s scrolls beyond repair and suffice to say, he’s not around anymore. Rumor is, it was the escargot that broke him.

[lady-redhaired]

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

[dianas-shortgalpal]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[simply-brightly-zee]

Good Omens reaction GIFS

Crowley - I am having a moment here Aziraphale - I’m soft Aziraphale - GASP Crowley - shush Crowley - Can I hear a ‘wahoo?’ Gabriel - Shut your stupid mouth and die already

[toastbutteregg]

its not the kitty i promise

[lasthourstid]

Emma: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… fiddle-dee-dee

Mark: Fool me once, and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me how to fool people and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.

Ty: Actually it’s-

Kit: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice

Emma: Yeah, I do believe that’s the expression

[romantic-nbla]

I want the type of relationship where we can text constantly about nothing in particular and never grow bored of it. No stress about replying quickly, no stress about saying "the right thing" just us talking and having fun.

[thebootydiaries]

me: idk i just keep to myself i guess i don’t really like sharing personal stuff with people

me after 10pm: it all started when my cat ran away when i was 5,

[rhizobiums-deactivated20230217]

songs which go na na na na na na na na na na na na na are the best. literally say that

[rhizobiums-deactivated20230217]

😔

[yourbigsisnissi]

As a rule of thumb Don’t assume you mean anything special to a person if they don’t show you and very confirm that’s how they feel. Don’t put on your detective hat and try to figure out if x means y and that leads to z. Because if a person cares for you, they will make it known. And you deserve a person that makes it known how much you mean to them

[taechnological]

these genre of vhope pictures :)

[jung-koook]

Jungkook on instagram: "The year is quickly coming to an end and we are greeting a new year Thanks to many people I was able to spend this year happily and safely without get getting my body and mind hurt Thank you so much and everyone you have all worked hard. Let’s all not get sick and let’s be happy AFOBANGFO 💜 (AFOBANGFO = Army Forever Bangtan Forever) # hny # btsarmy" (trans cr. BOMHARU1230)

[fyodorslave]

JJK characters as tweets I have saved

gojo, getou, megumi, itadori, maki, nobara, nanami, inumaki

Gojo Satoru:

Nobara Kugisaki:

Nanami Kento:

Yuuji Itadori:

Inumaki Toge:

Getou Suguru:

Megumi Fushiguro:

Maki Zenin:

Gojo, again:

Gojo and Getou posting about diarrhea is so funny to me😭