[im-a-tnuc-deactivated20181220]

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

[lizzystarlight]

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

[mymindsecho]

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

[pukicho]

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

[regularlesbian]

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

[amandabe11man]

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

[ghost-cassette]

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Oh my god? Lmao

[unicornships]

When Disney Princesses’ team up with their superpowers, they could definitely be a force to reckon with! Especially when there’s a big strong man in need of rescuing xD

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[milkywitches-deactivated2021121]

[trilllizard666]

honestly, knowing enough about seagulls like i do?

the bastard probably deserved it

[thundergrace]

[pigeonmiu]

a seed’s worst nightmare

[varietyblr]

[backseat-burner]

same energy:

[goobra]

something that bothers me is when cis lgb people see transphobia from cishets and say “smh straight people are so wild” like…. y’all know it’s not the het part of them that’s being transphobic? it’s the cis side? the cis side that you share with them?

cis members of the lgbt community, please remember you can be and often are just as transphobic as cishets, and you’re not immune to being transphobic. be better.

[ferreadomina]

[shawnwasabi]

what is this???

[brieshaniece]

Damn… how long did it take them to find that combination in that sea of buttons?

[prettyandmean]

Im not gone lie i focused on her fingers and my brain has convinced me her fingers was crip walking

[madradposts]

Spongebob Squarepants Close Up Products Appreciation Post

[tamwah]

every time I drink water I think of that stupid image of the mom on her computer and the baby drinking gasoline or something and he’s like “water”

[tamwah]

[odinsblog]

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

[sharkpilot]

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza. But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza. The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note

and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

[sharkpilot]

oMGGGG

[jakebumlick]

pizza cares

[usy-is-my-love-child]

Pizza understands

[stilljustkim]

pizza spelt its own name wrong

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[blextrophy]

[icecoldorangejuice]

5:38am

[poyzn]

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

[princem4rtian]

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

[phiftycent]

oh my god

[baras]