Do I Need A Reason?

I will not judge, for I too walk upon a glass bridge. And the only way to make it across in life is to hold hands, not stones

[tlirsgender]

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter

[dragonprincessmew]

[rylandsgrace]

Andrew???

[theginkosakata]

[gay-irl]

[assiraphales]

its always the tiny gay cowboy and his tiny gay roman boyfriend, never the bi cowboy and his bi cowboy/martial artist boyfriend. owen wilson didn’t play a fruity western boy TWICE to be disrespected like that 

[assiraphales]

no bc I’m being serious! we’ve been way too quiet about them for way too long!!!!!!

[assiraphales]

pls watch these (shanghai noon and shanghai knights) and give these romantic besties ur love! it’s literally a western romcom

[assiraphales]

valid valid valid valid

[littledozerbaby]

god yes I was obsessed with these movies as a kid and would you look at those classy baddies from the second film???

[gospelofme]

Legend has it my cousin is still trying to find this profile…

[whitepeopletwitter]

Tell us you’re juicy stories.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Bumper stickers shouldn’t be like political opinions and fandoms. They should solely be facts about you and you’re driving that other driver’s might like to know. I want a bumper sticker that says “I’m scared of left turns and I know you can make a right on red but this car doesn’t turn so good in the rain so we’re gonna wait until it’s green.” They’ll still honk but I’ll know I’ve pled my case before my peers.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Okay some of you in the tags are just admitting to traffic crimes

[chaosroid]

“What are you gonna do differently this playthrough?”

Me: 

[phluphfy]

fuck unique experiences I love discovering that thousands of people did the exact same weird shit I did. we are all so much more similar than we are different and that’s part of the beauty of humanity.

[chiropteracupola]

making this on my phone with very little sleep or consideration, but i think the point stands

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

[stophelping]

Congratulations, that's the vibe

[black-lodge-gatekeeper]

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

[bnq]

synonyms

[black-lodge-gatekeeper]

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

[bnq]

synonyms

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

[phoebusbridgers]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I’m saying this with the utmost sincerity: if you want to pack bond with a robot, buy a fucking Furby.

[petitesaretes]

I made a comic about every comment thread under any content involving a fat person existing. Ever. This counts as my inktober #1 because I spent way more time on it than I should have.

[skyeventide]

CS LEWIS SIGNED SOME LETTERS AS “LOVER OF THE WHIP”???

bro???

[skyeventide]

👁👄👁 bro

[lierdumoa]

everything i know about cs lewis i’ve learned against my will