salmonella

not a fucking clue on what i'm doing, i just know it's not my best 26 he/they

[knightofdandelions]

[ID: A smiling, pink axolotl plush edited in front of a river with grass and trees surrounding it. In front of the axolotl is a black text that reads “Life is hard right now but I know you can get through it. I believe in you <3” /end ID]

[snowymaltese]

just saw Hadestown

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[amethystbonsaitree]

Tragically, the electric fence has claimed another

[delicatuscii-wasbella102]

“A sleeping mother snow leopard curled up in a doughnut shape, front paws resting against her back, while her tiny, eyes-and-ears-closed kitten nuzzles into the fur of her belly and wraps their arm around her”

[friendlynoodles]

I painted my cats as pikmin 🌱🌺

[crushcardvirus]

have you guys seen this

[butchbutera]

Everyone loves a cycle aware Orpheus but what about a cycle aware Eurydice? Eurydice who tries her hardest to resist the hunger and the cold. Tries to convince Orpheus to just LOOK UP time and time again to no avail. Eurydice who KNOWS and still fails. She knows he’s gonna turn around. She knows they’re not gonna make it out of hell together. But she hopes. Every time she hopes that he loves her a little bit less than the last time. Hopes he won’t look back. But of course, Orpheus is still Orpheus. And he loves her more than anything.

[fandom-man]

[charlesoberonn]

Two conclusions to be drawn from this picture:

1 - the geese in the background show that the fake coyote doesn't deter geese

2 - the fact they needed to put up a sign implies that the fake coyote did deter humans

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[tiifu-ndovu]

[coern]

seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[pangur-and-grim]

little guy missed his jump

[pangur-and-grim]

he vexes me

[alookseeblog]

assemblyglassworks

[3starjammies]

[feldfrog]

I shoved a nerd in my locker. so nobody steals my precious nerd

[gayshitanddadjokes]

[iftadwascool]

[battletoads]