Snuggly Furret

Cute stuff, pretty things, and generally random curiosities... Have Fun? My icon was made by givenclarity

[byjove]

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

[byjove]

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

[byjove]

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

[byjove]

I’m an only child so I have to discuss sensitive family drama with my 38,000 followers instead.

[femmmie]

My grandmother broke up w my grandfather through a letter and he just pretended to have never read it. They got married and had three kids.

[lucisthings6]

My grandmother confessed on her death bed that:

Her and Grandpa were in a relationship with their best friends

The four of them have been in a relationship since they were teenagers

They flipped a bottle cap to see which girl the boys would marry

Their children could have either man as their biological father but their biological mother is the mum that raised them

The past two weeks has been chaos since her confession 😂

[polyamorousmood]

[actualbird]

i posted about my omegaverse pill bottles and how they help me take my bipolar meds more regularly and it became a hit tweet im wheezing

[strawberrypeachcurses]

It's great that people are excited about Revival and the P6 teaser and everything, but I'm still holding my breath for Persona 6: Dancing in the Graveyard

[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[talonabraxas]

Way of Zen banda de Möbius Tiger Tateishi

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[isuggestforceyum]

THE BIG MAMDANI

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[larchcoin]

When your body starts growing a cage

[spiralatria]

MY EROTIC ROLEPLAY PARTNER DISAPPOINTED ONCE AGAIN AS I ADD 'SURREALIST ELEMENTS' TO THE SCENE

[bnq]

perfect boy .

[skweebs]

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[uncahier]

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

[baggebythesea]

"He should have stopped when he was still AHEAD!"

[arcadialedger]

Absolutely brilliant. No notes.

[kyraneko]

OK but Statler and Waldorf need to have climbed the tower of the Eye of Sauron and be watching the whole movie from there.

With ear trumpets and opera binoculars on a stick to explain how they can hear and see every bit of dialogue and bit of action.

Sauron himself needs to be ignorant of their presence immediately below him, and they need to call attention regularly to everything the character that's a literal giant eye doesn't notice.

Once the Ring is destroyed and the tower is fallen they need to be clambering out of the rubble and:

"Looks like the Eye of Sauron is closed."

"Looks like the Eye of Sauron was closed for the whole movie!"

And they both laugh.

[utopians]

the avatar movies are crazy bc "what if colonizers literally inhabited and puppeteered the bodies of indigenous peoples in order to exploit their homeland" sounds like the premise of some sort of anticolonial horror film, like specifically the kind of thing that would be commenting on self-indigenization among white settlers, but because it's James Cameron his whole takeaway from that premise is "it would be preddy cool"

[utopians]

actually sorry. the takeaway is also "the white settler possessing an indigenous body would actually be extremely good, perhaps even The Best, at being indigenous, and he would become their Leader"

[poolboydivision]

x

[penandinkprincess]

trying to plan what i want to eat next week but unfortunately am doing this after i've already eaten, so i have forgotten any food that has ever existed