CAPTAIN SWOON!

My name is Stephen (27), him/he, Virgo, otherwise known as Captain Swoon! Poster of fandoms and swoon worthy people (both inside and out), and welcome to my page, formerly known as My Utterly Mad Life!

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FUCK YOU TUMBLR

 not sorry

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Pop your corns 🌽 if you’re TEAM JASMINE!

And if you think it’s gross all you Miss Fame’s out there…

Also I’m so glad Manila and Latrice get a rudo.

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So saw the first episode and....

Well I'm not gonna say who I'm hoping will win (though if I do it be on twitter, bye Tumblr)

[ampervadasz]

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Slick 😎😝💅🏻

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Ok people lets mark the day. 3rd December 2018, the day tumblr finally crashed and burned to the ground. So long fair well.

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[corpse-decay]

lil wayne finally left the hot tub

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I actually want this. Do not judge me 😁😝😝🐏🐐

[hunk-cosplay]

VENOM

Tom Hardy

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I think this is the best art of venom I’ve seen 😁😍

[maleinstructor]

[kozacy]

In the heat of battle, photographer Horace Bristol captured one of the most unique and erotic photos of WWII.

Bristol photographed a young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission, manning his gun after having stripped naked and jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot. The Marine was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul.

“…we got a call to pick up an airman who was down in the Bay. The Japanese were shooting at him from the island, and when they saw us they started shooting at us. The man who was shot down was temporarily blinded, so one of our crew stripped off his clothes and jumped in to bring him aboard. He couldn’t have swum very well wearing his boots and clothes. As soon as we could, we took off. We weren’t waiting around for anybody to put on formal clothes. We were being shot at and wanted to get the hell out of there. The naked man got back into his position at his gun in the blister of the plane.”

“And well, there was his butt, and I had a camera. I mean I AM a historian.”

[orbisonblue]

That is the BEST EVER quote about the nature of historians I’ve ever seen

[jakathine]

@gentleman-caller

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This situation will probably never get made into a movie but I’d live for a drunk history episode 😝😍🍸

[leia-organa]

Ezra Miller photographed by Ryan Pfluger for Playboy Magazine.

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ICONIC! Look at those legs, you better watch out Naomi Smalls!😝😎

[pizzaotter]

I guess I should get up unless someone wants to come and fuck the hangover out of me?

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😍🍑👄

[la-mori]

（˶′◡‵˶）♥

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Pop your corns 🌽 if you’re TEAM JASMINE!

And if you think it’s gross all you Miss Fame’s out there...

Also I’m so glad Manila and Latrice get a rudo.

[nanomadrid]

[crydesire]

[natetrt]

This is my favorite video

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I really should go to more sports events 😁😁⚽🏈🏉

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

In case you haven’t seen it: here’s the video in which Adam talks about his process constructing the puppets for the new Sanders Sides video! It’s a good watch, and Adam is a really sweet guy.

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Well this is gonna keep me busy 😁😁

[cumtogether78]

[nolanslifeisaverage]

Gay culture is internationally hilarious.

[uncommondolphin]

This is the most relatable video ive ever seen

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This is just too true 😝🍑

[pupamp]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! To celebrate. Here are some of my Gogo costumes over the years. Hope you guys have a lovely night and get some treats from your trick! ❤️

[mrkristoferweston]

My pup always does the best costumes every year! 

THIS YEAR WE WENT AS WOLVERINE AND JUBILEE

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Halloween may be over but I can always appreciated the costumes 😍😍😍👻🎃👻🎃👻

[thatsthat24]

That time of year… 📻 (Yes, I was slightly inspired by the scary movie I watched late last night)

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😝😝😝🎄🎄🎄

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do you rlly want to know how to make the oz costume? (◡‿◡✿)

YES! Because he’s my fave in monster prom and they and Damien are my otp!